Three Reasons To Have Marked Parking Spots And Lanes In A Store Parking Lot (2008)

1. For safety.

2. For conformity.

3. So that someone can drive straight across the lot,

almost hitting someone driving up the proper lane.
Off course, set of minds-
Either that or they just don’t see the large painted lines.




Three Places To Find Parachutes (2008)

1. On soldiers.

2. In a kids’ toy box.

3. On an executive’s back.
And golden ones at that gone overboard-
Do we believe that the recent bailout will
actually leave this greedy bunch having
to jump without a cord?


Three Places That You Can Find Writings On The Wall (2008)

1. The Alamo.

2. In an Egyptian Pyramid.

3. On the public bathroom wall.
Scribbling on the walls-
To be read when nature calls.


Three New Additions To The National Postal Museum In Washington (2009)

1. The donation of four 1918 “Inverted Jennys”.

2. A new street-level gallery.

3. The opportunity to show Ameria’s history, its
heroes, and heritage as depicted on stamps
that might not have otherwise been seen.
Thanks to a generous donation by William H. Gross-
The expansion of a somewhat hidden basement to
a more visible street-front gallery will benefit the most.


Three Times In Life When You Wish That You Could Either Sleep A Little Longer Or Take An Uninterruped Nap (2009)

1. On a rainy day.
2. Immediately after a big dinner.
3. At that crucial moment when it is the last
call to get up in order to get ready for
work with the thought that if you are late
just that one more time.
Cannot be-
One more time tardy.



Three Needed To Play Golf (2009)

Three things needed to play golf:
1. Tee.
2. Club.
3. GPS device.
A hole in one-
Easier done.


Three That Grandma Enjoys (2014)


1. Garden.

2. Grandchildren.

3. Card in mail.


Happiness to know-

With a simple mail delivered hello.


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