Catering To The Lunch-Bunch

Whistling a joyous tune-

It’s Friday and the weekend will

be here soon.

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Three Daily

  1. Coffee.
  2. Oatmeal.
  3. B.S.

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Coming from you know where-

Continuing to “pushback”, turning our

government into a nightmare.

Catering To The Lunch-Bunch

A beautiful red dish-

Highlighted with crackers, fruit, and tuna fish.

Three That Get Confused

1. Folks not feeling good.
2. Folks with a bit of a problem.
3. Not Ambassador Nikki Haley.
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To say so-
As the ridiculous continues to grow.

Catering To The Lunch-Bunch

Many days spent-

Sharing a noon meal

with those that we

share the same place

of employment.

Three For An Extra Day

1. Vacation.
2. Dr. appt.
3. Tax payment.
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Last extension, last day-
To get those paid taxes underway.

Catering To The Lunch-Bunch

Three For Today:

  1. Who knows?
  2. Who can predict?
  3. Who can even believe it.

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Lunch can be hard to swallow-

With all of that lawyer sharing wallow.

 

Three To Represe;nt

1. One client.
2. Another client.
3. Wait! One more client.
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A GASP to sport-
In the middle of court.

Three What?

  1. Who?
  2. What?
  3. When?

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A Fox anchor-

Found out today same lawyer  as it were?

 

P. S. Don’t talk about my lawyer like that?

Your lawyer?

Since when?

As of today.

Catering To The Lunch-Bunch

Three For Dessert:

  1. Pie.
  2. Cake.
  3. Court hearing?

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Without fail-

Another juicy detail.

 

 

Three Going On

1. Nothing.
2. Quiet.
3. All above board.
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Right-
Unless you are looking in
the light.

Three Ways To Review A Book

1. Describe it.
2. Talk about it.
3. Knock it.
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Without the need?
For a simple read?

Three Authors

1. Charles Dickens.

2. Mark Twain.

3. Slimeball? Really really amazing.

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Published work about to come out-

The one timely and on route.

Three Robert Mueller (Republican)

1. Graduated Princeton University.
2. Numerous military decorations and awards while serving in Vietnam War.
3. Director of FBI under George W. Bush and Barack Obama.
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Much integrity seen-
During years served 2001-2013.

Three To Show Up In Court On Monday

1. Lawyers.

2. Judge.

3. The one being questioned.

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To become rather tense?

With that “stranger” Stormy Daniels in the audience?

Three Answers To Do You Think There Is Intelligent Life On Other Planets?

1. Very likely.
2. Somewhat likely.
3. Not likely.
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For what it is worth-
To replace that “other planets” with
our very own earth.

Three Steps For A Narcissist

1. To put you down.
2. To list your errors.
3. To find fault in you.
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In order to stress the laughable audacity-

That somehow or another they are error and sin free.

Three For Honor

 

1. Strength.

2. Integrity.

3. The truth.

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A world of a different kind-

Sometimes a bit hard to find?

 

Three Ways To Fix That Lie

1. Stand by it.
2. Reinforce it.
3. Keep on telling it.
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To simply roll up your sleeve-
With the hopes that all will
eventually, including yourself,
believe.

Three To Fend Off

1. Lies.
2. Fake news.
3. The latest distraction.
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To spurn-
Can’t you see the pattern?

Catering To The Lunch-Bunch

To celebrate to eat a special meal-

Making Friday an extra sweet deal.

Three Dreams For A Peon

1. Commit crime.
2. Pay for silence.
3. Fire whoever will put you away.
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Only reality from a high tower?
With the one with that so called power?

Catering To The Lunch-Bunch

A moment to seize-

Lunch meat, mayo, and a piece of cheese.

 

Catering To The Lunch-Bunch

Bold-

That lunch bag with the

well prepared lunch to unfold.

Three For Power

1. Entitled.
2. Bestowed.
3. Unfortunate.
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Sickening to see-
In the hands of a bully.

Catering To The Lunch-Bunch

Fake news, hoaxes, and witch hunts becoming mute-

As more and more evidence mounts without dispute.

Three For Exercise

1. Twist and grimace.
2. Turn.
3. Twist and grimace again.
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Sort of like last summer-
But in this case the WH podium
has become a fine tuned day to day strummer.

Three For A Distraction

1. This.
2. That.
3. Whatever it takes.
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Not to be mean-
But we are sick of this script
and wonder what is the next
disastrous scene.

Catering To The Lunch-Bunch

Mondays can be hard-

But can be quickly adjusted

if you play the right card.

Three Outs

1. Lie.
2. Walk away.
3. Holler fake news.
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To attempt to confuse-
And distort the latest
not favored news.

 

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose (Hurricane Season 2018)

Many a hurricane to be looked for and seen-
In the Atlantic and the Gulf of Mexico in 2018.
.
Alberto, Beryl, Chris, and Debby-
Hope waters stay calm and don’t get nasty.
.
Ernesto, Florence, Gordon, Helene, and Issac-
With low mph let’s all stick.
.
Joyce, Kirk, Leslie, and Michael-
To hope for the best we all will.
.
Nadine, Oscar, Patty, and Raphael-
Each and every summer day will only tell.
.
Ending with Sarah, Toney, Valerie, and William-
All of these will be taken seriously, as they
can all put us out on a limb.

 

Three Going On In West Africa During This Past Weekend

 

1. Leisure.

2. Swimming.

3. Family fun.

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No internet for sure-

Thanks to a broken submarine

cable cut leading to 48 hours

without to endure.

 

Three First A Book Then A Movie

1. To Kill A Mockingbird-1960.
2. The Hobbit-1937.
3. Gone With The Wind-1936.
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For many books, first to read-
Than a trip to the theater a
natural desire and need.

Three Ways To Keep Your Cabinet Job

1. Be impressed by the boss.
2. Keep impressed  via that boss.
3. Let the boss know daily that you are impressed by him.
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Do it continual, do it a lot-
To keep your beloved spot.

Three Depressing

1. Cloudy days.
2. Missed moments.
3. The fact that you are
addicted to your antidepressant meds.
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Withdrawal symtoms include dizziness,
fatique, and confusion-
Making the act to quit taking them hard
to get done.

Three Regarding Person Killed In Trump Tower Fire

1. Todd Brassner, art collector.
2. Friend of Andy Warhol.
3. 67-year old man.

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Tweet From WH:
“Fire at Trump Tower is out. Very confined (well built building).
Firemen (and women) did a great job. THANK YOU!”

P.S. By the way 4 firemen happened to be minor injured too.

 

Other tweets to follow:

Hillary blah blah blah.

Great relationship with Chinese President despite tariffs blah blah

No mention of death or firemen hurt. Building condition stressed……

 

Three Done In Order

1. Tax cut for rich.
2. Ivanka Chinese trademarks acquired.
3. Tariffs against China, minus clothing.
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So well planned to see-
Number 2 being acquired before
dishing out number 3.

P.S.

No true plans for the soybean farmers

in the middle of our country.

Three Okay

1. Expensive WH burgers sold down the street.
2. Clothing made and sold overseas, with 3 new Chinese trademarks.
3. Truth has now become fake news.
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So why bother getting in the way-
Of all of those unethical things done by the EPA.

Three For A Raise

 

1. One favored aide $57,000.

2. Another favored aide $28,000.

3. Hundreds of employees departed

and reduced bonuses for those who remain.

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Good job underway-

What did you say about that EPA?

 

Three About That Trump Fire

1. All out at the “well” built building.
2. Much thanks to those who responded.
3. No mention of injury?
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As it were-
Coming directly from the owner.

Three Things To Do When You Think Your Life Is In Danger

1. Hide.
2. Hire bodyguard.
3. Spend 20 mil and hire 20 bodyguards.
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EPA to destroy our precious assets and
then look behind-
Millions of dollars of wasted government
money spent to find.

Three Happy

1. End of work week.
2. Saturday and Sunday.
3. Friday night.
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Relaxation time to spend-
Just looking forward to
the weekend.

Catering To The Lunch-Bunch

Lunch on Fridays always tastes great-

With the art of the weekend, in full wait.

Three to Wake Up One Morning

 

1. The birds.

2. The bees.

3. Evangelical leaders.

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Looking the other way-

Is beginning to get harder and harder

each and every day.

Three For A Really Really Good Lawyer

1. Good college.
2. Great smarts.
3. ESP.
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Without permission to detect-
To pay off bad deeds, without
being told, via a check.

Three For EPA

 

1. Cheap rent.

2. Raises for friends.

3. Clear paths for other friends.

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Downsizing sacred lands and not worrying

about clean water or air-

Has become the regular fare.

 

Three Things To Carry

1. ID.

2. Guns.

3. Opioid antidote.

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Naloxone, to reverse-

That high rate of death

that has become a curse.

 

Catering To The Lunch-Bunch

Cheap TV’s no more-

With more Chinese tariffs in store.

Catering To The Lunch-Bunch

Three To Eat:
1. Fruit.
2. Veggie.
3. Something special.
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Time spent-
Preparing something different.

Three That We Really Really Don’t Need To Be Warned About

 

1. Look both ways before crossing street.

2. Driving sober only.

3. WH initiated fake news attacking our

free press.

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We already  know of and the reason-

To protect and cover certain goings on in this

political season.

 

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