Three Reasons That A Delegation Of 250 Business Executives Went To India (2006)

1. To explore new opportunities to invest.
2. To develop partnerships with local companies.
3. To find other prospects of outsourcing American jobs.
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An executive spree-
Resulting in more outsourcing of our work society.

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Three Things That Are Good For You (2006)

 

1. Family.

2. Friends.

3. Laughter.

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Opens up your arteries, and for

your immune system, a boost-

If you let it rip, and just let it

loose!

t

Three Ways To Get Lost (2006)

 

1. Walk too deep into the woods.

2. Drive through a neighborhood you don’t know.

3. Come in contact with a call center.

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They will direct you here, there-

And if you’re lucky eventually somewhere!

t

Three Places You Will See Pumpkins (2006)

 

1. On the back of a truck.

2. In the grocery store.

3. In a stroller.

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Cute as can be-

Pumpkin costumes on the baby!

t

THREE SONGS THAT DEPICT TODAY’S GAS PRICES (2006)

 

1. Higher and Higher.

(The prices continue to go.)

.

2. Baby You Can Drive My Car.

(But please bring it back with the needle on full.)

.

3. Running On Empty.

(And wondering when my next fill up will be.)

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SONG SUNG BLUE-

DESPISE THOSE CLIMBING GAS PRICES, I REALLY DO!

-2006-

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THREE NOT NICE THINGS TO DO (2006)

 

1. Steal.

2. Envy what your neighbor has.

3. Teach your children to steal.
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ONE AS IN TWICE-
AT THE SAME TIME, DOING SOMETHING THAT ISN’T NICE!

t

Three Things That Can Give You A Headache (2006)

 

1. Loud noise.

2. Stress.

3. Warnings about pain relievers.
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Acetaminophen, ibuprofen, and aspirin-
Mixed together, do not mend.

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