Three To Redo (2013)

1. A kitchen.

2. A math problem.

3. A scary movie.

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Always quite a sensation-

Leaving not much to the imagination.

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Three Halloween Costume Accessories (2013)

1. Rain boots.

2. Umbrellas.

3. Raincoats.

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Mother Nature better not give

us a fright-

By sending us too much rain

on Halloween night.

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Three Places We Don’t Want To Go To (2013)

1. Able bodied people parking in a handicapped parking spot.

2. Thieves stealing flowers, off of a grave.

3. Doing anything wrong, to your Grandmother.
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To detect-
A bit, of disrespect.

Three Happy

  1. You.
  2. Me.
  3. All of us.

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To plan the day-

To make it end up that way.

Three On The TV Screen That Would Make A Pet Happy (2013)

1. Pong.

2. Birds flying from one tree to another.

3. Their owner working at his or her desk.
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My bosses dog sleeps wrapped up in a funny way-
While keeping one eye open, throughout the day.

Three Things We Used To Do On Sundays (2013)

1. Go to church.

2. Go fishing.

3. Spend time with the family.

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It was a day, of rest-

Now we want everything open,

including a possible new car test.

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Three Types of Cats (2013)

1. Tom.

2. Alley.

3. Pampered.

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Pampering at its best-

To surely, pass the test.

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Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose (Only Plants For The Porch) (2014)

Grandma used to collect many things-

She collected pig stuff and lots of rings.

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And then there came the time that she wanted no more-

Too many times she had bought at the store.

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Her house began to get crowded and it felt rather tight-

She had to do something, she had to make things right.

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As she sat on her porch, she noticed it was quite bare-

A few plants here, and a few plants there.

.

Suddenly she realized that what she needed to do-

To fill her porch with plants, through and through.

.

For she remembered that she knew someone-

Who did the same, and regretted it none.

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A paradise outside in which to sit-

For this Grandma it would be a true hit.

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Grandma used to collect many things-

She collected pig stuff and lots of rings.

-2014-

 

I’m the Grandma in this story, and I asked

for only plants from Santa Claus.

 

The End.

 

ppp

 

 

Three MayFlowers (2013)

1. Ship.

2. Moving company.

3. Town in Arkansas.

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Now we know that pipelines do

not leak, but it happened once

again-

Tar sands oil seeping up and over

the bend.

 

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 952 (An Addition To That Field Of Wildflowers)

Looking into the field, we could see-

That it was filled with wildflowers, and so pretty.

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It was springtime, and we were on route-

Hunting for more fields, without a doubt.

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For at this time, of the year, Mother Nature is kind-

And, much more beauty is what we would find.

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Families stopped along the roadside, and putting their

children, in mid center-

Adding beauty, to beauty, causing a wondrous stir.

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Looking into the field, we could see-

That it was filled with wildflowers, and so pretty.

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