Three Different Occasions To Pull Out Into Oncoming Traffic (2007)

1. After stopping and looking to make sure it is clear.

2. After waiting for a few minutes after it becomes clear.

3. Immediately pulling out without stopping in front of a car
that is the only car on the road for 2 miles.
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And be happy while you’re doing it and don’t worry-
For surely the car you pulled out in front of knows that
YOU are in a hurry.

t

Three Occasions For The Experts To Figure Out An Upcoming Problem (2007)

 

1. Yesterday.

2. Today.

3. After the fact.
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The pretense to figure-
When in reality, there is no fix or cure.

t

THREE TYPES OF DINOSAURS (2007)

 

1. Trachodon.

2. Tyrannosaurus Rex.

3. The written check.

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ELECTRONIC IS THE WAY TO GO-

BUT SOME OF US WANT TO HANG ON CAUSE IT IS WHAT WE KNOW!

t

THREE EXAMPLES OF THE WORD CREEP (2007)

 

1. AN ANNOYING OR UNPLEASANT PERSON.

2. TO MOVE WITH THE BODY CLOSE TO THE GROUND, AS ON HANDS AND KNEES.

3. THE SLOW PROCESS IN WHICH THE GAS PRICES CONTINUE TO SPIRAL UPWARD.

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NOT FAST AS IN THE PAST-

BUT A SLOW, CRUEL CLIMB THAT CONTINUES TO AMASS!

t

Three Reasons To Get A Divorce (2007)

 

1. Spousal abuse.

2. Abandonment.

3. Just plain unhappy.

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For whatever reason-

The subject is always in season.

t

 

Three Ways To Get That Bonus (2007)

 

1. Work hard.

2. Actually earn it.

3. Let the little folks earn it for you.

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Executive-

The art to use others, in which to better live.

t

Three Reasons To Have Your Salary Cut Back (2007)

 

1. To save the company.

2. To save your job, and the jobs of others.

3. To pave the way for company executives to receive their bonuses.

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Overlooking the rank and file-

Putting it, simply, quite mild.

t

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