Three Ways To Save At The Grocery Store (2007)

1. Use coupons.

2. Don’t shop hungry.

3. Only buy what is on your list.
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That going in for just one thing or two-
Sometimes ends up to be a basketful,
before one is through.

Three Ways For Alaska To Lose Its Lights (2007)

1. Through the use of the on/off switch.

2. Through the loss of power during a snowstorm.

3. Via the earths’ north magnetic pole drifting away from North America.

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The magnetic pole migrate might-

In fifty years or so, turn off Alaska’s spectacular Northern Light.

Three scary ice stories (2007)

1. There is no ice in the frig to put in your tea.

2. You’re having to make an ice pack for that headache.

3. The North Pole could be ice-free by 2100.

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Too much water in the sea-

Is eventually how it could end up to be.

Three stages of baby foods (2007)

1. Strained foods.

2. Junior foods.

3. Fries and pizza.

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Fast food-

Is quickly ensued.

THREE PLACES TO EXPERIENCE THE GREAT WORK OF ACTORS AND ACTRESSES (2007)

1. At the movie theater.
2. At a local play.
3. In the courtroom.

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ACTING QUITE INTENSE-

WANNABE ACTORS TURNED

PROSECUTION AND DEFENSE!

Three Ways To Relax (2007)

1. Swim.

2. Sunbathe.

3. Sit out on the patio to your suite.

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And then surely the cats and the dogs-

After a day at the pet spa, when night comes, will saw many logs.

Three Favorites Of Veterinarians (2007)

1. Cats.

2. Dogs.

3. Anything else that is brought in.
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Whether it be a sick frog, hedgehog, or snake-
Whatever happens to arrive, they will not forsake.

THREE THINGS THAT AREN’T LIKE THEY USED TO BE (2007)

1. A walk out to look at the dinosaurs.

2. A walk through the French Quarter, and then a ride down

    St. Charles street on the streetcar, all the way to the Jefferson Parish line.

3. A stroll through Astroworld with the kids in tow.

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Back in the old days-

Things were done in different ways.

Three Things That We Used To Do (2007)

1. Use cloth baby diapers.

2. Wait for the tube to warm up in the radio.

3. Rent our converter boxes from the cable
company.
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No more monthly rental fee-
For the prospect of ownership is
about to be.

Three Breakfast Faces (2007)

1. Jimmy Dean.

2. The Quaker oatmeal man.

3. Frank L. White.

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Research in Michigan, set the tone-

To acquire the man, on the box of

Cream of Wheat, who died in 1938,

a long over due tombstone.