Three steps taken that may lead to the death of the empty nest syndrome (2007)

1. Child goes to college and earns degree.

2. Child lives at his/her own place and goes to work.

3. Child loses job and cannot find another one, leading to their return back home.

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Children roam-

And then find their way back home.

Three lines of work for the attorney (2007)

1. Family law.

2. Criminal law.

3. Obesity law.

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The makers of fatty food-

Is the latest subject in which to be a target of being sued.

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Three things that one might see on the sidewalk (2007)

Three things that one might see on the sidewalk:

1. Cracks.

2. A penny.

3. No spit.

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In Beijing, the latest talk-

Is folks having better manners, and not spitting on the sidewalk.

THREE MODERN DAY DICK AND JANE SCENARIOS (2007)

1. See Dick and Jane go to school – to learn the golden rule.
2. See Dick and Jane join the business world – and then underhandedly in their favor make the money figures swirl.
3. See Dick and Jane hire a proper expensive defense – to downgrade or avoid an indictment to make their lives less tense.

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SEE DICK AND JANE GO TO SCHOOL-

TO LEARN HOW TO HELP OTHERS GET

AROUND FOLLOWING THE GOLDEN RULE!

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Three Smells In The Air (2007)

Three smells in the air:

1. Fruitcake.

2. Fudge.

3. Peppermint.
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Candy canes, red and white-
Decorating the landscape, both
left and right.

Three Smells In The Air (2007)

Three smells in the air:

1. Fruitcake.

2. Fudge.

3. Peppermint.
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Candy canes, red and white-
Decorating the landscape, both
left and right.

Three Ways To Know You Are Better Off Than You Thought You Were (2007)

1. You miscalculated.

2. You misunderestimated.

3. You realized that someone else was worse off than you.

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ALL IT TOOK-

WAS ONE WIDE LOOK!

Three Ways To Bring About A Little Sunshine (2007)

1. Open the window.

2. Step outside.

3. Visit someone in a nursing home.
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More than a ray of sunshine-
Is what someone will find.

THREE WAYS TO MAKE THE SUMMER LAST LONGER (2007)

1. Get up earlier each day.

2. Hold your breath at intervals.

3. Follow the day through a childs’ eyes.

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CHILDREN KNOW THE WAY-

OF HOW TO LENGHTEN A SUMMER DAY!

Three questions heard at the grocery store (2007)

1. Did you find everything satisfactory?

2. Is there anything else that we can do for you?

3. Paper or plastic?

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According to San Francisco, the plastic causes too much strife-

As it eats up fossil fuel, litters streets, and chokes wildlife.