Three Things That Texas Schoolchildren Will Find Brand New On Their First Day Of School (2007)

1. Their schedules.

2. Shiny unused pencils.

3. Four words added to the Texas Pledge.
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One state under God, an added phrase-
Becoming a part of modern school days.

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THREE MODERN DAY DICK AND JANE SCENARIOS (2007)

  1. See Dick and Jane go to school – to learn the golden rule.
  2. See Dick and Jane join the business world – and then underhandedly in their favor make the money figures swirl.
  3. See Dick and Jane hire a proper expensive defense – to downgrade or avoid an indictment to make their lives less tense.
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SEE DICK AND JANE GO TO SCHOOL-
TO LEARN HOW TO HELP OTHERS GET
AROUND FOLLOWING THE GOLDEN RULE!
.

THREE MODERN DAY DICK AND JANE SCENARIOS (2007)

  1. See Dick and Jane go to school – to learn the golden rule.
  2. See Dick and Jane join the business world – and then underhandedly in their favor make the money figures swirl.
  3. See Dick and Jane hire a proper expensive defense – to downgrade or avoid an indictment to make their lives less tense.
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SEE DICK AND JANE GO TO SCHOOL-
TO LEARN HOW TO HELP OTHERS GET
AROUND FOLLOWING THE GOLDEN RULE!
.

THREE TYPES OF LAYOFFS DUE TO CUTBACKS THAT ONE CAN REALLY FEEL (2007)

  1. City layoffs due to cutbacks.
  2. School district layoffs due to cutbacks.
  3. Your mama and my mama’s layoff due to cutbacks.
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WHEN IT HITS HOME ONE
CANNOT SKIRT-
THAT DEEP SEATED GUT
FEELING HURT!
.

THREE WAYS TO MAKE THE SUMMER LAST LONGER (2007)

1. Get up earlier each day.
2. Hold your breath at intervals.
3. Follow the day through a childs’ eyes.
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CHILDREN KNOW THE WAY-
OF HOW TO LENGHTEN A SUMMER DAY!

THREE THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN TO ONE WHEN THEY LEAVE THEIR HOME KNOWING THAT ON THEIR WAY HOME THEY WILL BE UNDER THE INFLUENCE (2007)

1. They might make it home by the skin of
their teeth. (lucky for them and lucky
for the rest of the driving population.)

2. They might cause an “accident”. (a slap on
the wrist for them and the possible ruining
of another drivers’ property and quality of
life.)

3. They might commit FELONY MURDER. (a maximum
life sentence for them. The victims’ family
has always served this sentence and now the
perpetrator of the crime will also.)
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IT IS TIME-
TO QUIT THE EXCUSES
FOR THIS PURPOSELY
INFLICTED CRIME!

Three things that Grandma and Grandpa are doing after retirement (2007)

1. Traveling.
2. Gardening.
3. Downloading a song or two from another era.
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A lawsuit can be amassed-
By partaking in the illegal downloading of sounds from the past.

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