Three That You Don’t See Much Of Anymore (2009)

1. 8 track tapes.

2. Clotheslines outside.

3. Doctors who make house calls.
In Yoakum, Texas Doc Watson-
Still gets that “dying” job done.



Three Types Of Cards (2009)

1. Playing.

2. Sports.

3. The ones with the money on them.


A plastic gift-

Can give one a lift.


Three New Additions To The National Postal Museum In Washington (2009)

1. The donation of four 1918 “Inverted Jennys”.

2. A new street-level gallery.

3. The opportunity to show Ameria’s history, its
heroes, and heritage as depicted on stamps
that might not have otherwise been seen.
Thanks to a generous donation by William H. Gross-
The expansion of a somewhat hidden basement to
a more visible street-front gallery will benefit the most.


Three Times In Life When You Wish That You Could Either Sleep A Little Longer Or Take An Uninterruped Nap (2009)

1. On a rainy day.
2. Immediately after a big dinner.
3. At that crucial moment when it is the last
call to get up in order to get ready for
work with the thought that if you are late
just that one more time.
Cannot be-
One more time tardy.



Three Needed To Play Golf (2009)

Three things needed to play golf:
1. Tee.
2. Club.
3. GPS device.
A hole in one-
Easier done.


Three Trios (2009)

1. The Three Stooges.
2. The Three Musketeers.
3. Peter, Paul, and Mary.
I remember them singing Puff (The Magic Dragon),
Blowin’ in the Wind, Leavin’ On A Jet Plane, and of course
If I Had a Hammer, too-
Mary Travers just passed away at age 72.


Three Places To Find Slime (2009)

1. In a sewer pipe.
2. In the ice machine. (aka Marvin)
3. In the showerhead.
Germs to brew-
Much more than we knew.


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