Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose (Pie In Variety)

I saw with my little eye-

A piece of pumpkin pie.

.

I saw with my little eye-

A piece of chocolate pie.

.

I saw with my little eye-

A piece of mincemeat pie.

.

I saw with my little eye-

A piece of lemon pie.

.

I saw with my little eye-

A piece of pecan pie.

.

I saw with my little eye-

And decided that I could

not make up my mind, as

to which type was my

favorite kind of pie.

-2016-

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Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose (Pie In Variety)

I saw with my little eye-

A piece of pumpkin pie.

.

I saw with my little eye-

A piece of chocolate pie.

.

I saw with my little eye-

A piece of mincemeat pie.

.

I saw with my little eye-

A piece of lemon pie.

.

I saw with my little eye-

A piece of pecan pie.

.

I saw with my little eye-

And decided that I could

not make up my mind, as

to which type was my

favorite kind of pie.

-2016-

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Three Ways To Acquire The Perfect Dressing (2008)

1. Buy it from an eatery.

2. Make it from the package.

3. Pay attention to that elderly relative that is making it.
==============================================
Watching it made from scratch-
Is the perfect lifetime catch.

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # (02) Vincent Price Scares Us To The Max

Vincent Price scares us to the max-
The House of Wax.
.
To try and sit still-
House on Haunted Hill.
.
The nerves do hum-
The Pit and the Pendulum.
.
To hold your breath-
The Masque of the Red Death.
.
To sit in awe over and over again-
The Raven.
.
In your seat to stir-
The Tingler.
.
Oh, my gosh, how could that happen
and why?
The Fly.
.
More terror as it were-
The House of Usher.
.
Vincent Price scares us to the max-
The House of Wax.

-2013-

 

Another Generation Of Fools

From the very beginning to be deceived

As the lies began to rant and were never reprieved,

From the biggest inauguration ever-

To all of that fake news, hoax, know no Russians, and

witch hunt endeavor.

Like Hitler said “If you tell a big enough lie and

tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.

P.S. The list of lies have gone on and on since

the very beginning.

Three Ways For Alaska To Lose Its Lights (2007)

1. Through the use of the on/off switch.

2. Through the loss of power during a snowstorm.

3. Via the earths’ north magnetic pole drifting away from North America.

===================================================

The magnetic pole migrate might-

In fifty years or so, turn off Alaska’s spectacular Northern Light.

Three Details Regarding The Beginning Of That Supposed Witch Hunt

1. Son at meeting.

2. Son-in-law at meeting.

3. Daddy upstairs/downstairs watching I Spy.

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A Russian meeting-

Highlighted by a no burger seating.

Three Things Creepy (2011)

1. Monsters.

2. The unknown.

3. Your phone tracking you.
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Intensity to grow-
In regards, to everywhere,
you go.

t

Three Creepy

1. Haunted house.
2.Haunted forest.
3. One creepy one calling another one creepy.
=========================
Not much of a win-
Simply more spin.

Three Scary Houses (2016)

1. Munsters’.
2. Poltergeist one.
3. Buffalo Bill’s.
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Real estate no sale jam-
Eerie. Straight from Silence of the Lambs.

 

purple-

 

2008

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