Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times (Sunday 2/26/2017)

3 Perfect Prosecutors:

1. Related to you.

2. Are your friends.

3. Are on your side.

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A comfortable list-

Revelent to Dept. Of Justice.

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Three Meryl Streep:

1. Out of Africa.

2. Sophie’s Choice.

3. The Iron Lady.

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A great talent indeed-

Surely without a

WH approval need.

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3 Types Of Subscriptions:

1. New.

2. Renewal.

3. Patriotism.

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Do not mess-

With our Freedom of the Press.

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Three Crooked:

1. Mile.

2. President.

3. Administration.

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To insist-

To resist.

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3 To Continue:

1. Win.

2. 1 more win.

3. More wins much needed.

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To be rid of the 1-

Full of corruption.

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Three Reasons To Skip Dinner:

1. Gravyboat of jokes.

2. No guts.

3. Sandwiched in between lies.

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Would become a total heck-

Just cannot stomach.

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Three Weapons:

1. Eyes.

2. Ears.

3. Vote.

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A brand new song-

To right the government

that has gone wrong.

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3 Sean Spicer:

1. WH Press Secretary.

2. Born in USA.

3. No waste of time.

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Critic of media, a la carte-

From very start.

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Three Updates:

1. Weather.

2. Traffic.

3. Documentary.

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So remember watching this one-

With mom and daughter at Grey

Gardens mansion.

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3 Tantrum Acts For Two Year Old:

1. Kicking legs on floor.

2. Hitting head on wall.

3. Screaming “rigged”.

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New gig-

To holler rig.

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3 Rigged:

1. Rainy day.

2. Skeeter population.

3. Long red light.

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In the groove-

To holler “rigged” for

anything that I

do not approve.

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Three Spells:

1. Happy.

2. Control.

3. Do no harm.

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Witches to combine-

With a remedy to find.

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Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times (Saturday 2/25/2017)

3 To Combat Media Is

Enemy Of The People:

1. Read.

2. Listen.

3. Remember Russia.

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Stay 1 step ahead-

Country that picks what is read.

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Three To Do With Fake News:

1. Read it.

2. Measure it.

3. Weed it out.

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As we’ve always done-

Fake stories on the run.

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3 Deconstruction:

1. No regulations.

2. No real media.

3. No real justice.

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All set-

With corrupt political

cabinets

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Three Carnival Global:

1. Parades.

2. Costumes.

3. Beads and trinkets.

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Mardi Gras to unfold-

Purple, Green, and gold.

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Three Written:

1. Words.

2. Paragraphs.

3. Rhyme.

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Poets & Writers Ball-

In the midst of a resistance wall

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Three Places To Drill:

1. Badger Two Medicine, Montana

2. Bears Ears, Utah.

3. Thompson Divide, Colorado.

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And of course where profits are huge.

Alaska wildlife refuge

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Three Hole Varieties:

1. Donut.

2. Ozone layer.

3. The huge one in the middle

of a Houston Freeway?

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It was an urgent goal-

To hurry up and fix this pothole.

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3 Jobs Trump Promised:

1. Middle class.

2. Middle class.

3. Middle class.

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Call?

To sign up to protest at town hall?

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3 For Balinese Room:

1. Socializing.

2. Dinner.

3. Margaritas.

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History of late-

Puts creation by Santos Cruz

in 1948.

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Three To Collect:

1. Thimbles.

2. Cars.

3. Favorite animal.

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Dogs, cats, and you know-

That much loved hippo.

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Three Quick:

1. Microwave biscuit.

2. Bullet train.

3. Walmart convenient store.

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We’re game-

If prices held the same.

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Three Happy Meals:

1. The ones that Grandma made.

2. The ones that your favorite aunt made.

3. The ones created at McDonald’s.

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For a girl, or a boy-

And even an adult, that special toy.

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Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times (Wednesday 2/22/2017)

Three Tunes For Three Pair Of Eyes:

1. These Eyes.

2. Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You.

3. The Light In Your Eyes.

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Lyin’ Eyes-

And last of all Bette Davis Eyes.

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Three Changes In The Sky:

1. Cloud formation.

2. Traveling birds.

3. Downtown sky lines.

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One building up, after one coming down-

Old companies gone, while new ones

taking off the ground.

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3Teary:

1. Boo hoo.

2. Awe.

3. So sad.

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National Zoo, Bao Bao

the Panda Bear-

Taking flight to China,

in the air.

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Three Evil:

1. One with no compassion.

2. One with no conscience.

3. One who will topple gravestones.

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So brave to attack the dead who are gone-

In a cemetery, on a burial lawn.

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3 Not Enough:

1. Saying you’re against something.

2. Saying you said many times you’re against same.

3. Credibility?

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In midst-

Of office.

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3 That Will Make Anyone Smile:

1. 1 panda bear.

2. 2 panda bears.

3. 3 panda bears.

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In plain black and white-

Laughter to come to light.

 

 

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Three About Those Death Panels:

1. They didn’t happen.

2. The woman who uttered that made it up.

3. It is back in the news.

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To end susupense-

Those with “taken away” Obamacare

will suffer immense.

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Three Partridge Family:

1. Doesn’t Somebody Want To Be Loved.

2. I’ll Meet You Halfway.

3. C’Mon Get Happy.

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I Think I Love You, and

it makes me sing-

I Woke Up In Love This Morning.

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3 Places Seizing Oil idea Came From:

1. Book.

2. Play.

3. The bright one.

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On the scene-

Folks sent to fix and clean.

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Three Responsible For Opioids

Missing From VA Hospitals:

1. Drs.

2. Nurses.

3. Pharmacy staff.

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Usually Medicare users are named-

When it is others playing this type of abusive game.

 

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times (Tuesday 2/21/2017)

Three Subjects For Documentaries:

1. Known.

2. Unknown.

3. Those that we thought would never

come to light.

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For a start-

To educate and touch a heart.

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3 Impossible:

1. Elvis live in concert next week.

2. Specks counted on world’s beaches.

3. 1000’s voting in another state.

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Bused in-

To encourage illegal win.

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3 Puppets:

1. Pinocchio.

2. Kermit the Frog.

3. Presidential spokespeople.

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To spin your head-

When their words are

both said and read.

 

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3 Found When The

Swamp Is Drained:

1. Billionaires.

2. Large political donors.

3. Inexperience.

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To host-

The latest post.

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Three To Make America Secure:

1. Stephen K. Bannon.

2. Jared Kushner.

3. Stephen A. Feinberg.

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Tense-

Third one a billionaire

Judging our Intelligence.

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3 America First:

1. France second.

2. UK third.

3. Next?

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Suspense-

Russian interference.

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Three For A Golf Course:

1. Tee time.

2. Deals made.

3. To hold wastewater.

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With excavations to unfold-

Eventually to take on flood control.

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Three Places To Find Clear

Water in Houston area:

1. Bathtub.

2. Swimming pool.

3. Man made lagoon.

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They will come-

To stand on edge and see the bottom.

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3 Ways To Save At Grocery:

1. Coupons.

2. Sales.

3. Stick to that list.

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Final bill gets rough-

With extra added grocery stuff.

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Three Fave Ingredients:

1. Perfect French bread.

2. Fried oysters.

3. Swiss cheese.

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Almost ready to go-

After slapping on that mayo.

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Three Reasons He Is Gone:

1. He was mistreated by the media.

2. It was a matter of trust.

3. Only certain folks really know.

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Bust-

This paraded circus.

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Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times (Monday 2/20/2017)

 

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Three In The Running:
1. Gold.
2. Purple.
3. Green.
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First rate-
Mardi Gras Galveston Update.

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3 Ways To Know You
Didn’t Pay Attention:
1. You got wet.
2. Missed discount.
3. Trump owns your news.
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Didn’t see-
Media wasn’t REALenemy.

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Three Companies:
1. This one.
2. That one.
3. All same one.
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To merge-
To converge.

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Three Continuing To
Spread Across Country:

1. Disagreement.

2. Friendship.

3. Walmart.
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Always room for one more-
Wal-Mart store.

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3 To Appreciate:
1. Sunshine.
2. A pleasant moment.
3. A hand made craft.
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To treasure, to keep-
With good feelings to reap.

 

 

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Three Thought About Nat Gas
Explosion in South Texas:

1. Glad no one was hurt.

2. Hope it doesn’t happen again.

3. We need less regulations.
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Or which two to take away-
When one is added today.

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3 Reasons Folks Of
Same Team Can’t Get
Info Straight:
1. ?.
2. !.
3. Confusion.
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Oh, brother-
Hard to keep track of
one lie after another.

 

 

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3 To Prepare For:
1. Occasion.
2. Special date.
3. Next holiday.
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Better fared-
When prepared.

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times (Sunday 2/19/2017)

Three For President’s Day:

1. Honor Presidents.

2. Attend sheet sales.

3. Be careful.

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A call-

To watch out for a lot of rainfall.

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Three Ways To Get Energy

Off Of A Crowd:

1. Brag.

2. Brag some more.

3. Produce jobs.

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Do what you said you would do-

Follow through.

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3 Who Would

Agree That Freedom Of

Press Is The Enemy:

1. Lenin.

2. Putin.

3. Trump.

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Propaganda &

substitution-

Not in U.S. Constitution.

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Three Who Thought or

Think That Freedom Of

The Press Is The Enemy:

1. Lenin.

2. Putin.

3. Trump.

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As highlighted in the Constitution

of the United States to insist-

That we love our freedom of

the press, and do not want one

person telling us what is going

on in our mist.

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3 Bouquets:

1. Table.

2. Wedding.

3. Spring.

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No beauty to spare-

Especially worn in the hair.

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3 Re: My Birthday:

1. Celebrate today.

2. Celebrate tomorrow.

3. Celebrate every single week.

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Can’t lie-

Need to celebrate til eternity.

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3 Ways To Create Jobs:

1. Lower taxes.

2. Make stuff.

3. Knock stores that ain’t selling

your daughter’s clothing line.

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WH-

Rouse.

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Three To Tell Teachers How To Teach:

1. Those who have never taught.

2. Those who have never sat in a public school.

3 Those who are rich and worm their way in.

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To rule?

To push only the private school?

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Three Ways To Learn:

1. Study.

2. Research.

3. Experience.

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No excuse-

To put to good use.

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Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times (Saturday 2/18/2017)

3 Ways To Get Away With Crime:
1. Don’t do it.
2. Smartly do it.
3. When caught plug the leaks.
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& of course, keep track-
Of media attack.

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Three Types Of Errors:
1. Not done on purpose.
2. Accidently.
3. Didn’t mean to.
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In this case cannot skirt-
The disappointment, the hurt.

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Three Done For Profit:

1. Dumping.

2. Spoiling.

3. Polluting.
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Before and after the EPA-
With no regulations in the way.

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Three Done For People’s Health:

1. No dumping.

2. No spoiling.

3. No polluting.
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So much profit and polluting
of the land before that EPA-
With only 50 years under the
collar, to continue like back
in the day.

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Three Thoughts Coming From This Coyote:
1.  It seemed like a good idea at the time.
2. My ancestors traveled through here many moons ago.
3. You think you’re surprised?
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Surely it’s time for me to get on-
To travel to another block, to cross another lawn.

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3 OK:
1. Trash streams.
2. Drilling “anywhere”.
3. Running sand tar oil
thru mid-country.
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Eventually with no EPA-
To get in the way.

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Three For No:
1. No real substance check on Scott Pruitt.
2. No patience.
3. No EPA.
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Nothing seen-
With 3000 oil and gas
e-mails unseen.

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Three Places To Get Med Info:
1. Book.
2. Online.
3. Dr. office.
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Done-
In person.

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Three Ways To Know That You Were Born Too Late:
1. Marijuana used to be sold in grocery stores.
2. Grocery stores used to give out Top Value and Green Stamps.
3. Kroger no longer gives 10% discount to senior citizens.
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No longer to find-
Beginning at age 59.

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Three Math Problems:
1. One plus one equals two.
2. Two plus two equals four.
3. Add one and take away two
equals more corporate profit.
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Regulations equaled better health-
Not focused on “only” wealth.

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