Three Ways To Acquire The Perfect Dressing (2008)

1. Buy it from an eatery.

2. Make it from the package.

3. Pay attention to that elderly relative that is making it.
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Watching it made from scratch-
Is the perfect lifetime catch.

Three Ways That Halloween Is Different Than It Used To Be (2008)

 

1. We ate popcorn balls that we picked up at a strangers house.

2. The use of an x-ray machine was to check for a broken bone.

3. We actually called the holiday, HALLOWEEN.

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Happy Halloween 2008-

To trick or treat, we can hardly wait.

Three Reasons That Political Candidates Spend The Night At Expensive Hotels (2008)

1. They need special treatment.

2. The pillows are softer.

3. The flowers are fresher, or should I say
there are flowers in the room.
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The finer things, for the campaigning crowd-
Makes all of us hard, working folks, so proud.

Three Things That Are Busier Than Bees (2008)

1. Fire ants.

2. Carpenter ants.

3. Crazy ants.
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Not the typical ant that forms a line-
For obviously these little pests have their own mind.

Three Things That Are Busier Than Bees (2008)

1. Fire ants.

2. Carpenter ants.

3. Crazy ants.
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Not the typical ant that forms a line-
For obviously these little pests have their own mind.

Three Types Of Letters To Compose (2008)

1. A business letter.

2. A pen-pal letter.

3. A personal letter to leave to your children that
gives your feelings about the life you had, and
quite a few details from whence you came.
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Letters that will endure-
Letters to be read by the future.

Three Ways To Better Gather As A Nation (2008)

1. Unite in our hearts and souls.

2. Continue to reach out to one another.

3. Build another stadium.
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America appears to have a green thumb-
When it comes to building a new stadium.

Three Ways To Tell That The School Stage Program Went Well (2008)

1. The audience showed up on time, and the show ran
smoothly.

2. The children were cute and sang their songs well.

3. You took enough pictures and video, of your child, to
spend the rest of your life pondering over it again
and again.
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The show always has more shine-
When a child walks out, and you think, that one is mine.

Three Things That Happen When The New Buildings Go Up (2008)

1. The trees come down.

2. The new occupants move in.

3. Historic cemeteries are threatened.

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Cemeteries of old that we need to detect-

To Record, Investigate, Protect.

(RIP-Texas Historical Commission’s Inititive)

Time For Everything Else (2008)

Throughout the years, I’ve learned to use
my time well-
I’ve got it down pat, as in the
following you can tell.
.
I’ve had time to go to the show-
At least three times in a row.
.
I’ve had time to go out and shop-
Til I almost had to drop.
.
I’ve had time to get my nails done-
While out and about, and on the run.
.
I’ve had time to play that video game-
Until home from school, the kids came.
.
I’ve had time to bowl a game or two-
With enough time for dinner, when I was
through.
.
I’ve had enough time after work, to go out
to dine-
When I feel the need to do something, I
never feel like I’ve put myself in a bind.
.
I’ve had enough time to spend the evening
at the bingo hall-
Although, unfortunately, they never
dropped my winning ball.
.
I’ve had enough time to watch the news-
To try and figure out which politician
will win, or which will lose.
.
So why have I never taken the time to
go out and vote in any election?
Because my time is valuable, and obviously
it is not something, that I feel, needs to be
done.
.
VOTING IS A PRIVILEDGE THAT SHOULD NOT
BE TAKEN SO LIGHT-
AS A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES,
FIND THE TIME, TO PARTICIPATE IN A PROCESS,
THAT IS YOUR GIVEN RIGHT.

-2008-