Three Ways To Calculate A Bonus (2008)

1. The bubba system.

2. By salary.

3. By years of service.

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Loyal is the word-

That we once heard.

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Three Reasons To Have Marked Parking Spots And Lanes In A Store Parking Lot (2008)

1. For safety.

2. For conformity.

3. So that someone can drive straight across the lot,

almost hitting someone driving up the proper lane.
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Off course, set of minds-
Either that or they just don’t see the large painted lines.

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Three Places To Find Parachutes (2008)

1. On soldiers.

2. In a kids’ toy box.

3. On an executive’s back.
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And golden ones at that gone overboard-
Do we believe that the recent bailout will
actually leave this greedy bunch having
to jump without a cord?

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Three Places That You Can Find Writings On The Wall (2008)

1. The Alamo.

2. In an Egyptian Pyramid.

3. On the public bathroom wall.
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Scribbling on the walls-
To be read when nature calls.

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Three Things That We Really And Truly Need (2008)

1. Water.

2. Food.

3. A nap.
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A short one-
Appears to get that revitalization done.
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Three Things Required To Become A Doctor (2008)

1. A degree.

2. Some type of bedside manner.

3. The ability to wash their hands.
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Fines will be awarded to those hands that aren’t clean-
For too many germs appear and travel throughout the hospital scene.

Three Things To Do If Your Cable TV Goes Out For A Bit (2008)

 

1. Frown.

2. Get depressed.

3. Look around and see what else is going on in the world.
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One of life’s little quirks-
Can make some folks go berserk.

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