THREE WAYS TO GET BETTER BODY JOINT MOBILITY (2003)

1. Painkillers.

2. Muscle rub.

3. Weight training.
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EXCERCISE-
CAN BRING ABOUT AN OVER THE HEAD AND
TOUCH YOUR BACK ARM SURPRISE!

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THREE THINGS TO PULL OUT AT HOME WHEN THE COMPUTER IS DOWN FOR A WHILE AND YOUR CHILD CANNOT DO THEIR HOMEWORK (2003)

 

1. A piece of writing paper.

2. A pencil.

3. An encyclopedia or some type of
school book.
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THERE COMES A DAY-
WHEN ONE HAS TO RESORT TEMPORILY BACK TO THE
OLD WAY!

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THREE REASONS TO GET A GOOD NIGHTS’ SLEEP (2003)

1. It’s good for your
health.
2. It’s great for your
beauty.
3. Other lives may depend
upon it.
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ON THE ROAD IT’S HARD TO
TAKE CONTROL-
WHEN THAT SLEEP DEPRIVATION
BEGINS TO TAKE HOLD!

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THREE REASONS THAT THE WEE FOLKS DO NOT NEED TO PRACTICE EARLY WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS (2003)

 

1. The expensive curtain panel minus the piece missing out
of the middle.

2. The luxurious carpet with the floor showing in spots on the edge.

3. The radical haircut that was done at home without an
appointment being made.
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The art to snip-
Begins with a random practice clip!

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THREE REASONS TO KEEP YOUR AUTOMOBILE GAS TANK FILLED (2003)

1. You have the opportunity to check out the
different gas prices amongst the different
stations.

2. You can pick at your own leisure the gas
station that you want to stop at.

3. You will avoid having to take a long walk
that you did not plan on while out running
errands.
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ONE DOES PURPOSELY PLAN-
WALKING DUE TO BEING EMPTY!

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THREE WAYS TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE HAVING CAR TROUBLE (2003)

 

1.Your service engine light comes on.

.
2.You begin to hear a ping noise.

.
3.As you are walking you look behind to

see the car that you just got finished leaving behind.
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A WALK CAN BE FUN-
UNLESS IT IS NOT
PURPOSELY DONE!

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THREE WAYS TO TELL THAT YOU HAVE NO LIFE (2003)

1. You twiddle your thumbs often.
2. You stare at the wall for hours at a time.
3. You watch reality TV on a regular basis.

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REALITY TV-

KILLS THE PERSONAL MEMORY!

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