THREE THINGS THAT WILL BE SHINING ON CHRISTMAS EVE (2003)

1. The stars in the sky.
2. The ornaments on the tree.
3. The eyes of the children around the world.

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THE LONG AWAITED NIGHT-

BEARS MUCH SILENT LIGHT!

Three Connections Made In History That Can Be Highlighted During The Valentine Holiday (2003)

1. Romeo and Juliet.

2. Cleopatra and Marc Antony.

3. You and yours.

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Both past and present-

Much joining of hearts, message sent.

THREE WAYS TO GET YOUR FEET WET (2003)

1. Try something new.

2. Dangle them at the pool.

3. Step into your front yard
during the rainy season.
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One would like to take a back seat-
To some occasions of wet feet!

THREE WAYS TO KNOW THAT YOUR WHOLE FAMILY HAS A BAD COLD (2003)

1. You all sneeze a lot.

2. You all cough a lot.

3. The word tissues override bread and
milk at the top of your shopping list.
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Pass the tissues please-
For I feel another upcoming sneeze!

THREE THINGS THAT I THINK OF WHEN I HEAR THE TUNE 2001 A SPACE ODYSSEY (2003)

1. The old movie and the re-release.

2. The Golf Channel’s new attention getter.

3. Elvis is coming out and has not left the building.
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Some things come and some things go-
And others remind us of things that we used to know!

 

THREE WAYS THAT ONE CAN TELL THE YEAR IS ABOUT OVER (2003)

• The calendar says so.
• The new year plans have been set.
• Everything highly filled with calories is being devoured until  that last moment by everyone who is planning on going on a diet.
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  A RESOLUTION TO EAT EVERYTHING IN SIGHT-
  UP UNTIL THE NEW YEARS’ DAY MORNING LIGHT!

THREE WAYS TO ENJOY THE COOLER WEATHER (2003)

1. Take a brisk walk.
2. Turn on the heat.
3. Practice fire safety.

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THE PRACTICE IS DIRE-

IN LIGHT OF THE RECENT FIRES!

THREE WAYS THAT ONE CAN TELL THE YEAR IS ABOUT OVER (2003)

• The calendar says so.
• The new year plans have been set.
• Everything highly filled with calories is being devoured until  that last moment by everyone who is planning on going on a diet.
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  A RESOLUTION TO EAT EVERYTHING IN SIGHT-
  UP UNTIL THE NEW YEARS’ DAY MORNING LIGHT!

THREE WAYS THAT ONE CAN TELL THE YEAR IS ABOUT OVER (2003)

• The calendar says so.
• The new year plans have been set.
• Everything highly filled with calories is being devoured until  that last moment by everyone who is planning on going on a diet.
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  A RESOLUTION TO EAT EVERYTHING IN SIGHT-
  UP UNTIL THE NEW YEARS’ DAY MORNING LIGHT!

THREE DIFFERENT WAYS IN WHICH TO RECEIVE A BONUS AT YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT (2003)

1. As a holiday gift.

2. As an exceptionally well
done job reward.

3. As a result of being chosen as a
key employee in a bankrupt company.
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SOME RECEIVE A BONUS IN THE BADLY RUN
STORE-
WHILE OTHERS ARE SIMPLY SHOWN THE DOOR!