THREE REASONS YOU SHOULD NOT SPEED ON THE FREEWAY (2003)

1. It’s against the law.

2  You cannot handle your car as well in
case something suddenly happens.

3. You cannot predict what is going on with
the cars or the folks driving ahead of you
that could cause an accident..
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Much pileup has been amassed-
When secure people are driving too fast!

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THREE EXAMPLES OF THE WORD SILENCE (2003)

1. The look of surprise added to the lack
of sound from the vocal cords when an
executive is questioned regarding any
unusual business transactions.

2. A form of punishment that a wife may
inflict upon her husband when she feels
anger towards him.

3. A few moments taken in school to
reflect on whatever it is that one
needs to reflect.
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IN SCHOOL IT MAKES SENSE-
TO TAKE THAT MOMENT OF SILENCE!

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THREE DISTRACTIONS WHILE DRIVING AN AUTOMOBILE (2003)

1. Kids fighting in the backseat.

2. Those miles and miles of billboards along the freeway.

3. Aunt Betty’s apple pie recipe that is being given to you over the cell phone.

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SOME THINGS CAN’T BE AVOIDED WHILE SOME CAN-

AND ONE OF THOSE THINGS APPEAR TO BE THE ART OF DRIVING

WITH THE CELL PHONE IN HAND!

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THREE ANALYZATIONS OF THE WORD ANALYZE (2003)

1. There are stock analysts who analyze.

2. There are managers who analyze stock analysts who analyze.

3. There are federal security regulators who analyze managers who analyze stock analysts who analyze.

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I WOULDN’T BE A BIT SURPRISED-

IF AFTER READING THIS IF I DIDN’T REQUIRE A BRIEF STINT OF BEING ANALYZED!

 

THREE REASONS TO GET A GOOD NIGHTS’ SLEEP (2003)

1. It’s good for your health.

2. It’s great for your beauty.

3. Other lives may depend upon it.
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ON THE ROAD IT’S HARD TO
TAKE CONTROL-
WHEN THAT SLEEP DEPRIVATION
BEGINS TO TAKE HOLD!

THREE WAYS TO KNOW THAT YOU HAVE NOT KEPT UP WITH MODERN TECHNOLOGY (2003)

1. You don’t know how to use a v-chip
and didn’t realize that your
television was set up for one.

2. Your five year old can jump further
than you using their game controller
while playing any video game.

3. Your cell phone rings and after looking
around the room you finally realize that
it is YOUR phone ringing instead of
someone elses.
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Modern technology may be in our midst-
But, obviously for some it is not at the
top of any priority list.

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Three Ways To Tell That Spring Has Arrived (2003)

1. The leaves are sprouting on the trees.

2. The flowers are blooming.

3. One has to turn on the heat in the house
again in order to ward away that one last cold snap.
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THAT COLD AIR CAN STING-
IN THE MIDST OF SPRING!

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