The New That Happened To Unfold-From The Old (521)

Natural darkness at night-

To a man-made light.

-2016-

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Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 557 (Prep For School)

We got up early, to go to school-
We were great students, who always
followed the golden rule.
.
We heard the alarm clock, and off
we were-
To eat our breakfast, to do the oatmeal
stir.
.
And afterwards, brushing our teeth, and
our hair-
Already dressed, and doing a quick mirror
stare.
.
Didn’t want to miss the bus, for that was
not good-
Off to the bus stop, as we should.
.
And, to our surprise, we had forgotten
that school was out-
Habits persist, as we performed, a sudden
backward route.
.
We got up early, to go to school-
We were great students, who always
followed the golden rule.

-2011-

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THREE ONE WAY OR THE OTHER OUTCOMES (2004)

1. Winner of the Super Bowl. (Patriots or Panthers)
2. Longer winter or early spring. (Groundhog sees his shadow or he doesn’t)
3.Future telemarketing calls. (Phone number/company name displayed on caller ID or “unavailable” with fines attached)

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DINNER INTERRUPTIONS WILL NO LONGER BE ANONYMOUS-

AS ADHERENCE FOR TELEMARKETING FIRMS TO THE NEW FEDERAL LAW IS A MUST!

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Three Tools For Househunting (2008)

 

1. Simple driving through the neighborhood.

2. Browsing through ads in the newspapers.

3. Going online to see both inside and outside pictures.
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More online real estate ads are a sure find-
Putting the newspaper ad section in a bind.

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Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose [D] (The Forbidden Driveway)

The house was set high on a hill-

It had a windmill, in the yard, that stood still.

.

No one ever dared go up the driveway-

For there were tales, from back in the day.

.

Tales that said a witch lived up on the hill-

And she’d get you, if you ever got close to that

windmill.

.

So everyone stayed away, and no one there was to

be seen-

Until the new boy in town, decided to go there,

on the recent night of Halloween.

.

Everyone watched him as he walked up the driveway,

and then he went past-

The windmill, and kept going further, as everyone

was aghast.

.

He headed closer to the darkened scary front door-

Those watching did not know what next would

be in store.

.

The door opened and a nice little old lady

filled up the boy’s bag, all the way to the top-

It was about to overflow, and finally she had

to stop.

.

The boy then came down the driveway without

much harry-

The only problem that he had was the bag was a

bit heavy to carry.

.

All the other kids, who had been watching were

in awe-

There was no witch, to get them from what they

just saw.

.

Those tales that they had heard just weren’t true-

They had missed out on much, as they now

headed up the driveway, to get some treats too.

.

The house was set high on a hill-

It had a windmill, in the yard, that stood still.

 

 

-2014-

Three Ancient Rituals (2006)

1. Egyptian Temple Blessings.

2. Indian Rain Dance.

3. Dick Clark rocking in the New Year.

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Originated in 1972-

Except for one, he pushed them all through.

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Clear That Fear (56)

Some of us carry a heavier load-
While traveling down the road.
-2014-

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