Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 934 (Grandmother!!!!!!!!!!)

Grandmother always talks nice-

To talk in foul language, she would think twice.

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For it is not her natural way-

To utter, that stuff, on any given day.

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But, stick her in the midst of traffic-

And, a few surprises, one might get.

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The kind, of language that can be heard-

Didn’t even know that Grandmother knew that word.

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Never, ever, did we ever dream-

Oh, well, guess Grandmother is just blowing off steam.

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Grandmother always talks nice-

To talk in foul language, she would think twice.

Three Ways To Fit Into Grandmother’s Wedding Dress (2012)

1. Take prescription diet pills.

2. Have a feeding tube up your nose for 8 days.

3. Simply crash diet.

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Or be lucky enough-

That Grandmother was big, round, and rough.

Three Places We Don’t Want To Go To (2013)

1. Able bodied people parking in a handicapped parking spot.

2. Thieves stealing flowers, off of a grave.

3. Doing anything wrong, to your Grandmother.
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To detect-
A bit, of disrespect.

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 1016 (Grandmother’s Weekday Schedule)

As a rule-

Grandmother always kept to her weekday schedule.

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Early she would wake-

To make breakfast, to plan what else she would bake.

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And, of course, the beds were made-

Where the night before, tired bodies had laid.

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Dishes done, and a bit, of dusting too-

Grandmother would be in a hurry, to get it done,

for it to be over and through.

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For the soap operas would begin, in which a word

she could not miss-

She had her regulars she watched, they were on an

imaginary list.

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First on radio, then on TV-

It was just the thing, at the time, to do in our

society.

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As a rule-

Grandmother always kept to her weekday schedule.

Three Lucky For Grandmother (2015)

1. Grandchild.
2. Relationship.
3. One more on way.
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Up above-
More to love.

Three Safe Ways To Drive (2012)

1. Regular.

2. Normal.

3. Like your great-grandmother is in the car.

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Safe and sound-

Speed limit bound.

Three Grandmothers (2012)

1. Your mother’s mother.

2. Your tather’s mother.

3. The one that gave birth to you.

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A gesture, like no other-

To give birth, to one’s own grandchild,

that Chicago grandmother.

Three That 78 Year Old Grandmothers Are Supposed To Do (2013)

1. Play bingo.

2. Tell the grandchildren stories.

3. Garden.

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Not like the one in New Jersey-

Busted along with the grandchildren,

for burglary.

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 891 (Just Like Grandmother)

We went shopping, Mommy and me-

To find the perfect doll, it just had to be.

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It had to have the prettiest outfit-

It had to have legs that bent, so that it could sit.

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It had to have hair just like us-

Otherwise, we might have to make a fuss.

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The eye color was important too-

Same old same, the whole way through.

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For Mommy and me we look a lot alike, in

many ways-

More some so, on certain days.

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And, to figure out why, we need to look no further-

Than pictures, of much loved Grandmother.

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A generational thing, that happens to be passed on-

Been going on since the first break of dawn.

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We went shopping, Mommy and me-

To find the perfect doll, it just had to be.

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 934 (Grandmother!!!!!!!!!!)

Grandmother always talks nice-

To talk in foul language, she would think twice.

.

For it is not her natural way-

To utter, that stuff, on any given day.

.

But, stick her in the midst of traffic-

And, a few surprises, one might get.

.

The kind, of language that can be heard-

Didn’t even know that Grandmother knew that word.

.,

Never, ever, did we ever dream-

Oh, well, guess Grandmother is just blowing off steam.

.

Grandmother always talks nice-

To talk in foul language, she would think twice.