Three stages of baby foods (2007)

1. Strained foods.
2. Junior foods.
3. Fries and pizza.
Fast food-
Is quickly ensued.

Three That Continue To Multiply (2012)

1. Children in math class.

2. Rabbits.

3. Pumpkin recipes.


Imagination is the reason-

We see more and more each season.


Three Means Of Eating (2013)

1. Drive thru.
2. Boxed microwave.
3. Homemade from scratch.
Good food to cook-
From a recipe book.

Three Things To Find In Snack Food Boxes (2011)

1. Chips.

2. Cookies.

3. Live turtles and tortoises from Japan.
The breaking, of an international endangered
species agreement-
Smugglers looking at much jail time spent.

Three Things That Can Make You Gain Weight (2010)

1. Sugar.

2. Bread.

3. Diet food.
It’s not always wise to buy it-
Just because it sports the word diet.

Modern Mama Goose-On The Loose # 471 (Sugar And Then Sugar)

Sugar is sweet-
It’s one of those
favorite things to
We eat with our
We eat it with
just about every
We eat it a snack-
A sugar attack, as
a matter of fact.
We wouldn’t want
to miss-
Drinking it on a
regular basis.
The sweet stuff is
Not a kitchen in
America, in the
cupboard, is the
subject bare.
But, the substance
of sugar-
Can at times, become
a little bugar.
For in our lives it can
reach deep, and touch-
If we happen to overdo
it and have too much.
Moderation is the key-
For the sweet tooths,
that most of us happen
to be.
Sugar is sweet-
It’s one of those favorite
things to eat.

Gonna Try It-Not On A Diet (99)

Lots of food jokes underway-

For April Fool’s Day.



Picky Eaters Take Care Of Themselves (2001)

I was reading an ad the other day about kids being fussy eaters. I can believe that one for I had three of them and as a matter of fact I was once one myself.

The main thought that I got from the ad sponsored by pork, the other white meat, was that kids are much more likely to eat something that they help to prepare. I can imagine that the helping of the preparation makes it more interesting. a stir here, or a put that here gets the childs interest.

I think that the worst part of a child being a fussy eater is the parents worry that the child eats so little, that he or she may starve to death. My grandfather told me in later years that he just knew that I was going to starve to death when I was little because it seemed like I ate less than a bird. And then he added, but of course time takes care of itself, for as I got older I took more of an interest in eating. Only a grandfather could get away with saying such a thing. That of course would be another story in itself.

It was true that when I was younger food was not my best friend. I can remember hiding my toast behind the stove so I wouldn’t have to eat it. Apparently my dog was out of reach or I could have disposed of it in that fashion.

Getting back to the kids eating habits, the youngest daughter will take a bite or two and then she’s finished. I can remember taking my two elder daughters to McDonalds and buying one small hamburger. Between the two there would be enough left over for several more kids and one of my brothers would be in the middle of a candy bar and he’d leave the other half on the table.

Actually there is a secret to this whole situation-kids will eat enough to substain themselves whether we think so or not. As parents we don’t need to worry so much. Of course the the little tips that we pick up along the way, such as getting the kids involved in meal preparation doesn’t hurt, for as they say every little bit helps no matter how little.

“Children have to develop the right mood-
In order to sit down and have enough of the proper food!”



Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 922 (Gas Price Complaint)

Gas prices are the highest yet-

Sure, they are in a given bet.


How dare they rise so high-

How are we supposed to get by?


Not to be rude-

But, that extra money could be used for food.


Or something else, like as in a big list-

I’m upset about this high gas price tryst.


Except for the summer of 2008, without

rhyme or reason, the prices blasted off

into outer space.

Higher gas prices are just too hard to face.


Gas prices are the highest yet-

Sure, they are in a given bet.


Gonna Try It-Not On A Diet (157)

The dining table, regular seating-

For dinner eating.



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