Three Original Folks (2011)

1 Indians.

2. Aztecs.

3. Hito.
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Originals on Easter Island-
With a protest, for land
ownership, much on hand.

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 934 (Grandmother!!!!!!!!!!)

Grandmother always talks nice-

To talk in foul language, she would think twice.

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For it is not her natural way-

To utter, that stuff, on any given day.

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But, stick her in the midst of traffic-

And, a few surprises, one might get.

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The kind, of language that can be heard-

Didn’t even know that Grandmother knew that word.

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Never, ever, did we ever dream-

Oh, well, guess Grandmother is just blowing off steam.

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Grandmother always talks nice-

To talk in foul language, she would think twice.

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 653 (Distractions)

The traffic was on a roll-

As the day began to unfold.

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Everyone had a place to go-

As the traffic continued to grow.

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Hopefully it would not stop-

As the amount of cars, did not drop.

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As the drivers continued in the flow-

Other activities were also on the go.

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Texting and talking, the brushing of hair-

Eating and drinking coffee, was not rare.

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Reading maps and the newspaper-

Driving to work in a frenzied stir.

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Wrapping up any other activites that

needed to be done-

For being to work on time, was under

the gun.

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The traffic was on a roll-

As the day began to unfold.

-2011-

Three Myths (2015)

1. Unicorns.

2. Leprechauns.

3. Pipes that do not leak.

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Bar none-

Age and corrosion.

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 742 (St. Patrick’s Day)

As a child, I always looked forward to St. Patrick’s Day-
Especially as the parades and the celebrations got underway.
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But the best part of the holiday scene-
Was catching someone at school, not wearing green.
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The majority of us prepared ourselves at least a day ahead-
Because not wearing green could turn into quite a dread.
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Getting pinched was not something to look forward to-
So to avoid the issue, we’d do whatever we had to do.
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Whether it be wearing a green shirt-
Or green earrings, or a green skirt.
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Or a green necklace, or a green ring-
Basically we could get by with just about anything.
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But if one wanted to use their green eyes, it was a cinch-
That it didn’t count and it would lead to that dreaded pinch.
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St. Patrick, may have driven the snakes away-
But if you weren’t wearing green, it would not be your lucky day.
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Of course until I got grown, I always wanted to travel over that rainbow-
To find the pot of gold at the end of it, a story that we all well know.
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May we all have the luck of the Irish, as our rivers flow green-
Amongst the shamrocks, green ale, leprechauns, and corn beef sandwiches
that will be heavily seen.

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As a child, I always looked forward to St. Patrick’s Day-
Especially as the parades and the celebrations got underway.
-2007-

Three Moments For A Snack Attack (2016)

1. Middle of day.
2. Middle of night.
3. Middle of Super Bowl.
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Proven fact-
A guaranteed snack attack.

 

Gonna Try It-Not On A Diet (401)

To the snack table, with many trips-

Super Bowl cheese, chips, and dips.

-2016-

Practice It Right-Let’s Be Polite (401)

Awful words need not be heard or said-

Just because your Super Bowl team ain’t ahead.

-2016-

 

The Need-To Read (392)

Much reading underway-

For those who do not participate in Super Bowl Sunday.

-2016-

 

Clear-That Fear (892)

If it’s all the same-
To stay panic free throughout the Super Bowl game.
-2016-