THREE WAYS TO MAKE A DEEP IMPRESSION (2005)

1. Speak loudly.

2. Be sincere.

3. Step into a flooded yard.
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NOT HAVING KNEE HIGH BOOTS CAN BE A PAIN-
THANKS TO ANY CONTINUAL RAIN!

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THREE WAYS TO KNOW THAT IT IS A CHILLY MORNNG IN APRIL (2005)

1. You saw the weather report.

2. You aren’t sweating.

3. Your grandson’s teeth are chattering at the soccer game early in the morning.

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MANY WAY UNFOLD-

AS TO ONE BEING COLD!

 

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THREE IDEAL WAYS FOR A POLITICIAN TO BE REVIEWED (2005)

1. By someone who is fair.

2. By someone who is neutral.

3. By someone who received a significant amount of

political money from the politician to be reviewed.

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CAN JUDGMENTAL MEMORIES FADE-

REGARDING THE DIFFERNT MONIES PAID?

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THREE WORST COLDS YOU’VE EVER HAD (2005)

1. The one you had as a child.

2. The one last year.

3. The one you’re having now.

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THE ONE GOING ON NOW-

IS THE ONE THAT MAKES YOU

FEEL LIKE HAVING A COW!

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THREE WAYS TO KNOW THAT THANKSGIVING IS OVER (2005)

 

1. The green bean casserole has been completely consumed.

2. The turkey has been picked and packed away for numerous

leftovers during the coming weeks.

3. The turkey and pilgrim decorations have been removed from

under the Christmas tree.

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CELEBRATING HOLIDAYS BY THE TWO-

JUMPING ONTO ONE BEFORE THE OTHER

ONE IS THROUGH!

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Three That Will Get You Everytime (2015)

1. A good joke.
2. An unexpected surprise.
3. A new book.
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Reading time to spend-
UNTIL the very end.

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THREE WAYS TO REMEDY TAKING THINGS THAT DO NOT BELONG TO YOU IF YOU ARE A POLITICIAN (2005)

 

1. Say I’m sorry.

2. Spend a little bit, and I mean a little bit of incarcerated time.

3. Merely offer to give it back.
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STRANGEST WAY I EVER SAW-
OF FIXING THINGS WHEN ONE
BREAKS THE LAW!

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