THREE THINGS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER (2005)

1. Thanksgiving.
 
2. Christmas.
 
3. The new year.
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ONE THING IS CLEAR-
WE’RE ABOUT TO BREEZE THROUGH THE REST OF THE YEAR!

Three Things That Make You Feel Older (2005)

 

1. You’re getting a few wrinkles.

2. You’re getting a few gray hairs.

3. The oldies station is playing seventies music.

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Songs that used to rule-

When you were in high school.

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THREE REASONS TO FEAR JURY DUTY (2005)

1. The fear of being called.

2. The fear of actually serving.

3. The fear of being charged with contempt of court and fined.

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WHEN NOT SHOWING UP FOR THE DUTY, WITH NO GOOD REASON, GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY IS MORE OF A PROBLEM FOR YOU-

IF WHEN YOU’RE CALLED FOR JURY DUTY AND YOU DON’T FOLLOW THROUGH!

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THREE THINGS THAT YOU WOULDN’T WANT TO DO TO WITH THAT HURRICANE APPROACHING (2005)

1. Put the garbage out.

2. Have new furniture delivered.

3. Purchase a side of beef for the freezer.

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NOT A GOOD DAY-

WHEN ONE IS COMING YOUR WAY!

 

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THREE REASONS THAT JANUARY IS SUCH A GREAT MONTH (2005)

 

1. It’s the first one of the year.

2. It means a brand new beginning.

3. It leaves us with 11 months left to shop for Christmas.
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WHAT ELSE CAN ONE SAY-
BUT THAT EXTRA NEEDED TIME TO TAKE CARE OF THE LAYAWAY!

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THREE THINGS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER (2005)

1. Thanksgiving.
 
2. Christmas.
 
3. The new year.
———————————
ONE THING IS CLEAR-
WE’RE ABOUT TO BREEZE THROUGH THE REST OF THE YEAR!

Three Things That Make You Feel Older (2005)

 

1. You’re getting a few wrinkles.

2. You’re getting a few gray hairs.

3. The oldies station is playing seventies music.

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Songs that used to rule-

When you were in high school.

imagesCAV3WAS4

 

Three Things That Make You Feel Older (2005)

 

1. You’re getting a few wrinkles.

2. You’re getting a few gray hairs.

3. The oldies station is playing seventies music.

======================

Songs that used to rule-

When you were in high school.

imagesCAV3WAS4

 

THREE STEPS TO LET YOU KNOW THAT TIMES HAVE CHANGED (2005)

1. King Edward VII reigns.

2. King Edward VII falls in love with divorcee Wallis Simpson.

3. Having to choose, King Edward VII abdicates and marries Wallis Simpson.
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ALTHOUGH BOTH WERE DIVORCED-
THE MARRIAGE BETWEEN PRINCE CHARLES AND CAMILLA PARKER BOWLES IS WELL ON COURSE!

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THREE PLACES TO GET THE GARBAGE PICKED UP (2005)

1. At the street.

2. By the door.

3. In space.

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AN EXPENSIVE WAY TO GET IT DONE-

SENDING UP THE SPACE SHUTTLE TO

RETRIEVE GARBAGE FROM THE SPACE

STATION!

 

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