THREE FACTS ABOUT NEW YEARS’ RESOLUTIONS (2005)

 

1. We make them.

2. We break them.

3. We wait until next year to make them again.

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OVER AND OVER AGAIN-

WE KEEP ON MAKING AND

BREAKING THEM!

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THREE REASONS TO CHANGE THAT CALENDAR ON THE WALL (2005)

1. It is a new year.

2. It is best to be kept up to date.

3. That August 2004 picture is getting mighty old to look at.

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A CALENDAR TIP-

IS TO DO A MONTHLY FLIP!

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Three Things That We Can Now See That We Couldn’t See Before (2005)

1. Babies in the womb.
2. Heart surgery performed on television.
3. Caskets coming back from the Middle East.
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DUE TO A LAWSUIT THE SECRECY IS GONE-
THE WELL HIDDEN PICTURES HELD BY THE PENTAGON!

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THREE WAYS TO MAKE A DEEP IMPRESSION (2005)

1. Speak loudly.

2. Be sincere.

3. Step into a flooded yard.
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NOT HAVING KNEE HIGH BOOTS CAN BE A PAIN-
THANKS TO ANY CONTINUAL RAIN!

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THREE WAYS TO KNOW THAT IT IS A CHILLY MORNNG IN APRIL (2005)

1. You saw the weather report.

2. You aren’t sweating.

3. Your grandson’s teeth are chattering at the soccer game early in the morning.

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MANY WAY UNFOLD-

AS TO ONE BEING COLD!

 

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THREE IDEAL WAYS FOR A POLITICIAN TO BE REVIEWED (2005)

1. By someone who is fair.

2. By someone who is neutral.

3. By someone who received a significant amount of

political money from the politician to be reviewed.

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CAN JUDGMENTAL MEMORIES FADE-

REGARDING THE DIFFERNT MONIES PAID?

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THREE WORST COLDS YOU’VE EVER HAD (2005)

1. The one you had as a child.

2. The one last year.

3. The one you’re having now.

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THE ONE GOING ON NOW-

IS THE ONE THAT MAKES YOU

FEEL LIKE HAVING A COW!

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