THREE WAYS TO REMEDY TAKING THINGS THAT DO NOT BELONG TO YOU IF YOU ARE A POLITICIAN (2005)

 

1. Say I’m sorry.

2. Spend a little bit, and I mean a little bit of incarcerated time.

3. Merely offer to give it back.
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STRANGEST WAY I EVER SAW-
OF FIXING THINGS WHEN ONE
BREAKS THE LAW!

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THREE WAYS TO MAKE YOUR DEPARTMENT AT WORK LOOK BETTER (2005)

 

1. Work extra hard.

2. Put more effort into it.

3. Take away from another department and present

it as your own.
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MAY LAST FOR A WHILE-
TO ACCOMMODATE THE GRAND OLD STYLE!

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THREE THINGS THAT WE USED TO BELIEVE IN (2005)

1. Santa Claus.

2. The Easter Bunny.

3. Social Security.

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THE SONGS WE SUNG-

WHEN WE WERE YOUNG!

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THREE LONG TERM CHORES (2005)

 

1. Painting the house.

2. Refinishing the cabinets.

3. Serving as an enron trial juror.

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THREE OR FOUR MONTHS AT BEST-

BEFORE THE PROSECUTION AND THE DEFENSE COME TO REST!

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THREE EXAMPLES OF IT NOT BEING AS IT APPEARS (2005)

 

1. You can’t judge a book by its’ cover.

2. It’s not always as it seems

3. That gas mileage usage on your vehicle may not be as high as the sticker says.

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THE EVALUATION OF GAS MILEAGE BY THE EPA-

IS BEING RESTRUCTURED TO CORRECT THE OUTDATED INFO THAT OUR CAR STICKERS CARRY TODAY!

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THREE TEXAS DANCES (2005)

 

1. Texas Two Step.

2. Texas square dance.

3. NASA personnel shuffle.

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WITH ALL OF THAT MOVING AROUND-

SURELY THE SPACE PROGRAM WILL HEAD TOWARDS BEING SAFE AND SOUND!

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THREE THINGS THAT AREN’T LIKE THEY USED TO BE (2005)

 

1. A walk out to look at the dinasours.

2. A walk through the French Quarter, and then a ride down St. Charles Street on the streetcar.

3. A stroll through Astroworld with the kids in tow.

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THE THEME PARK SINCE 1968-

IS ABOUT TO BE GONE WITH A FINAL DATE!

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