THREE DIFFERENT TIMES THAT KIDS SHOULD GO TO BED EARLY TO PREPARE FOR THE FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL (2005)

1. One week before.
2. One day before.
3.The night after the first day of school.
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IF FROM THE SUMMER THEY ARE STILL WIRED-
ALL IT TAKES IS ONE FULL DAY OF SCHOOL TO MAKE THEM TIRED!
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THREE WAYS TO KNOW THAT WE’RE SICK OF THOSE UNWANTED JUNK E-MAILS (2005)

 

1. We delete them.

2. We try and block them.

3. We sentence a top 10 spammer to 9 years in prison.

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MORE OF THAT CONVICTED FELONY-

MIGHT SET SOME OF OUR COMPUTERS FREE!

 

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THREE THINGS THAT YOU WOULDN’T WANT TO DO TO WITH THAT HURRICANE APPROACHING (2005)

1. Put the garbage out.

2. Have new furniture delivered.

3. Purchase a side of beef for the freezer.

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NOT A GOOD DAY-

WHEN ONE IS COMING YOUR WAY!

 

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THREE WAYS TO GET SOMEONE TO SEE A MOVIE AT THE THEATER (2005)

1. Hype up the plot.
2. Give a discount.
3. Show a documentary.
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MARCH OF THE PENGUINS-
IS A TRUE TREASURE AND A MATINEE WIN!
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THREE REASONS TO SPEED WHILE DRIVING (2005)

 

1. A passenger is getting ready to have a baby.

2. A passenger is quite ill.

3. It is raining.

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THE REAL TRICK-

IS TO PUSH THE PEDAL WHEN THE ROAD IS SLICK!

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THREE WAYS TO GET THINGS DONE (2005)

1. Think about it.

2. Think about it again.

3. Actually do it.
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THE GOAL CANNOT BE WON-
IF IT IS NOT ACTUALLY DONE!

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THREE THINGS ALWAYS ON THE MOVE (2005)

1. A toddler.
2. The time.
3. Those gas prices.
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A CONTINUOUS JUMP-
GOING ON AT THE PUMP!
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