Three Things About The Brown Marmorated Stink Bug (2011)

1. It is native to Asia.

2. It arrived in Allentown, PA, in 1998.

3. It destroys crops.
Damage seen-
From apples to the lima bean.



Three Places To Watch A Movie (2011)

1. In the car.

2. At home.

3. At the theater.
Remember when?
We used to go to the drive-in?

Three That Grow In Trees (2011)

1. Apples.

2. Oranges.

3. Pumpkins.


In a tree, on a growing vine-

In Iowa, an unusual find.

Three Naps (2011)

1. Two hour.

2. Four hour.

3. Twelve hour.


Once in a while-

To make-up rest, in grand style.

Three Ways To Control Office Gossip (2011)

1. Close your ears.

2. Don’t pass personal info.

3. Pretend you don’t know anything.


Don’t ask-

Unless it has to do with a work task.

Three Ways To Work On That Book (2011)

1. Write daily.
2. Work hard.
3. Gather your tweets.
Creating a sensation-
Tweeting yourself into publication.



Three Popular Today (2011)

1. Certain music.

2. Certain shoe styles.

3. That black trademark turtleneck.


The one that Steve Jobs wore-

Sales, at this time, in much soar.


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