Three High Numbers (2011)

1. 100.

2. 1000.

3. 43 million.

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Make room-

For the amount of turkeys

that America will consume.

Three Busy Communications (2011)

1. Teens texting.

2. Family members calling each other.

3. The Butterball Turkey Talk Line.

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To call-

1-800-BUTTERBALL.

mmmmmmmmmmmm

Three Meats On That Menu For The First Thanksgiving (2011)

1. Turkey.

2. Deer.

3. Eel.

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Fish and lobster too-

Plenty of meat, for the

crowd to get through.

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Three Meats On The Menu (2011)

1. Breakfast-Sausage.

2. Lunch-Turkey.

3. Dinner-Ostrich.

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Time spent-

Eating something different.

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Three Places To Hear That Gobble Gobble Sound (2011)

1. From a turkey.

2. From the folks eating at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

3. From inside your wallet.

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We’ll spend 13 percent more-

Preparing the dinner, buying at the grocery store.

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Three That Are Seasonal (2011)

1. Fall festivals.

2. Halloween costumes.

3. The McRib.

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Eaten and seen-

Until November 14.

Three To Dislike (2011)

1. Irene.

2. Lee.

3. The next one to come along.

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Normal to dislike the hurricane-

With so much unwanted wind and

flooding, to gain.

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