THREE ONE WAY OR THE OTHER OUTCOMES (2004)

1. Winner of the Super Bowl. (Patriots or Panthers)
2. Longer winter or early spring. (Groundhog sees his shadow or he doesn’t)
3.Future telemarketing calls. (Phone number/company name displayed on caller ID or “unavailable” with fines attached)

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DINNER INTERRUPTIONS WILL NO LONGER BE ANONYMOUS-

AS ADHERENCE FOR TELEMARKETING FIRMS TO THE NEW FEDERAL LAW IS A MUST!

Voting (2004)

I could stay home or I could decide to go out-

That is what having the right to vote is all about!

 

iIcould stay quiet or excercise my voice-

It’s all up to the me, it my very own choice!

 

I could wish that I sort of went-

Or i could make sure that my vote was well spent!

 

And when it is all said and done-

However it turns out I can still say that I won!

 

For I live in a country in which many have paid their dues-

In order to guarantee, as far as voting goes, my right to choose!

 

Voting (2004)

I could stay home or I could decide to go out-

That is what having the right to vote is all about!

 

iIcould stay quiet or excercise my voice-

It’s all up to the me, it my very own choice!

 

I could wish that I sort of went-

Or i could make sure that my vote was well spent!

 

And when it is all said and done-

However it turns out I can still say that I won!

 

For I live in a country in which many have paid their dues-

In order to guarantee, as far as voting goes, my right to choose!

 

THREE WAYS TO KNOW THAT YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE A GREAT HOLIDAY (2004)

1. The gifts are under the tree.
2. The food has been bought and is waiting to be prepared.
3. The grandchildren have sent word that they are on their way to your home.
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THAT “OTHER” GENERATION-
CAN CAUSE QUITE A SENSATION!

THREE TIMES TO CROSS OVER ON ANY GIVEN STREET IN A VEHICLE (2004)

1. When you can barely make it across.
2. When you think that it is safe to cross.
3. When the car behind you wants you to cross..
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NO NEED TO HONK AT ME-
CAUSE I’M GONNA CROSS WHEN IT’S GOOD FOR ME, NOT
WHEN IT IS LIKE YOU THINK THAT IT OUGHT TO BE!

THREE MAIN HIGHLIGHTS OF BEING A LOW LEVEL EMPLOYEE (2004)

1. They do most of the work.

2. They get paid less.

3. If you’d ask them, they generally know

   everything that is going on.
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THE BOTTOM OF THE LADDER-
CAN GENERALLY GIVE AN INDICATION OF JUST EXACTLY WHAT IS THE MATTER!

THREE DIFFERENT TIMES TO GET THAT HOLIDAY SHOPPING DONE (2004)

1. At the end of summer through the layaway.
2. Right after thanksgiving.
3. At the last second with the eve approaching.
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THAT LAST MINUTE SHOPPING-
WAITING FOR THE PRICES TO BEGIN A DROPPING!

THREE THAT WOULDN’T WANT ANY OF THOSE REDLIGHT CAMERAS INSTALLED (2004)

1. Drivers worried about their rights.
2. Drivers who don’t like to slow down much less stop.
3. Driver who don’t like to get caught when they decide not to stop.
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GOING HIGH TECH-
TO BABYSIT THOSE TYPE OF DRIVERS WHO CAUSE
SO MANY WRECKS!

THREE WAYS TO KNOW THAT THE HOLIDAYS ARE REALLY OVER (2004)

1. Santa Claus has returned to the North Pole.
2. The last present has been unwrapped.
3. The final scrub has been excercised on the turkey roaster that will be returned to the bottom of the cabinet until the end of next year.
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THE FINAL CLEAN-
PUTTING AWAY THE RED AND GREEN!

THREE SPECIAL DAYS TO EAT TURKEY (2004)

1. Thanksgiving day.

2. The day after.

3. And the day after that.
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UNTIL THE BIRD IS EATEN CLEAN-
MUCH VARIETY WILL BE CREATED AND SEEN!