THREE WAYS TO HANDLE SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE (2004)

 

1. Take responsibility.
2. Hire a lawyer to find a loophole.
3. Look around and then point to someone else who also was doing something they weren’t supposed to be doing.
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STRIKING OUT AND PLAYING THE BLAME GAME-
EQUALS OUT TO WHAT YOU DID IS NOT THAT BAD CAUSE HE OR SHE IS DOING THE SAME!

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THREE REASONS THAT A TRIP TO INDIA BY NINE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS WAS NOT CONSIDERED POSH (2004)

 

1.The all expense paid trip only came to $165,000.
2.The trip differed little from those organized since 1995.
3.One representative was quoted as saying, “nobody was cooling us with palm fronds and peeling us grapes.”

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THAT IS A DARNED SHAME-

TO BE TREATED SO SHABBILY WHILE

PLAYING THE “SENDING OUR JOBS TO INDIA”

GAME!

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THREE TYPES OF MONIES USED DURING ELECTION CAMPAIGNS (2004)

  1. Hard donated money.
  2. Soft donated money.
  3. Soft donated money made to look like hard donated money.
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AND SOME POLITICIANS CLAIM NOT TO KNOW-
THAT THERE IS A DIFFERENCE IN THE WAYS OF THE MONEY FLOW!
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THREE THINGS TO LOOK FOR IN THE FUTURE REGARDING THOSE BIG YELLOW SCHOOL BUSES (2004)

 

1.The flashing lights.
2.The kids crossing over.
3.The latest toothpaste ad pasted on the outside of the bus.

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COMMERCIAL ADS WILL BE MAKING THEIR WAY-

IN A PLACE WHERE THE ART OF SEAT BELTS HAVE

NEVER HAD THEIR SAY!

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THREE EXAMPLES OF BUSY WORK FOR POLITICIANS (2004)

1. Cheerleading routines.

2. Obesity qualms.

3. Checking out who paid for what trip.

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THE ROAD HAS BEEN LAID-

TO BE CERTAIN WHO AND/OR BY WHOM IS THE ONE WHO PAID!

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THREE CHARITABLE EXPRESSIONS (2004)

 

1.Charity begins at home.
2.Charity begins in the heart.
3.Charity begins at the top of the not for profit charitable organizations.
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GENEROUS GIVING-
AFFORDS THOSE AT THE TOP
A GREAT LIVING!

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THREE MONKEY SAYINGS (2003)

1. Well I’ll be a monkeys’ uncle.
2. Monkey see monkey do.
3. As the forests thin, into town the monkeys come in.
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WITH ALL THE HAVOC NEW DELHI, INDIA WOULD LIKE TO BE-
COMPLETELY MONKEY FREE!

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