THREE “FASTER THAN” EXPRESSIONS (2004)

 

1.The tongue works faster than mind.
2.Faster than greased lightning.
3. Outsourcing of service jobs grow faster than estimated.

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THE REAL TRICK-

IS THAT SOME FOLKS ARE OUT OF A

JOB FASTER THAN YOU CAN SHAKE

A STICK!

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Three Ways For A Young Girl To Look Like A Superstar (2004)

1. Wear professionally put on make-up.
2. Attend to any plastic surgery that is needed.
3. Make regular visits to the restroom to upchuck what was just eaten.

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YOUNG GIRLS ARE BEAUTIFUL AS THEY ARE-

AND NEED TO QUIT BEING FED BY SOME

ARTIFICIAL LOOKING SUPERSTARS!

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THREE SPACE INITIATIVES FOR THE SCHOOL AGE CHILD (2004)

1. Outer space exploration for the imagination.
2. Inner space to sit in the classroom for the body.
3. Extra space to move in case of a roof leak for peace of mind.

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OVERCROWDED SCHOOLS WITH REPAIRS TO FACE-

COULD BE TAKEN CARE OF WITH ALL OF THAT MONEY

THAT EVAPORATES INTO SPACE!

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THREE WAYS TO HANDLE SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE (2004)

 

1. Take responsibility.
2. Hire a lawyer to find a loophole.
3. Look around and then point to someone else who also was doing something they weren’t supposed to be doing.
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STRIKING OUT AND PLAYING THE BLAME GAME-
EQUALS OUT TO WHAT YOU DID IS NOT THAT BAD CAUSE HE OR SHE IS DOING THE SAME!

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THREE REASONS THAT A TRIP TO INDIA BY NINE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS WAS NOT CONSIDERED POSH (2004)

 

1.The all expense paid trip only came to $165,000.
2.The trip differed little from those organized since 1995.
3.One representative was quoted as saying, “nobody was cooling us with palm fronds and peeling us grapes.”

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THAT IS A DARNED SHAME-

TO BE TREATED SO SHABBILY WHILE

PLAYING THE “SENDING OUR JOBS TO INDIA”

GAME!

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THREE TYPES OF MONIES USED DURING ELECTION CAMPAIGNS (2004)

  1. Hard donated money.
  2. Soft donated money.
  3. Soft donated money made to look like hard donated money.
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AND SOME POLITICIANS CLAIM NOT TO KNOW-
THAT THERE IS A DIFFERENCE IN THE WAYS OF THE MONEY FLOW!
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THREE THINGS TO LOOK FOR IN THE FUTURE REGARDING THOSE BIG YELLOW SCHOOL BUSES (2004)

 

1.The flashing lights.
2.The kids crossing over.
3.The latest toothpaste ad pasted on the outside of the bus.

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COMMERCIAL ADS WILL BE MAKING THEIR WAY-

IN A PLACE WHERE THE ART OF SEAT BELTS HAVE

NEVER HAD THEIR SAY!

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