THREE SPECIAL DAYS TO EAT TURKEY (2004)

1. Thanksgiving day.

2. The day after.

3. And the day after that.
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UNTIL THE BIRD IS EATEN CLEAN-
MUCH VARIETY WILL BE CREATED AND SEEN!

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THREE SPECIAL DAYS TO EAT TURKEY (2004)

1. Thanksgiving day.

2. The day after.

3. And the day after that.
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UNTIL THE BIRD IS EATEN CLEAN-
MUCH VARIETY WILL BE CREATED AND SEEN!

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THREE THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN TO MAKE SOMEONE NOT RECOGNIZE THEMSELVES (2004)

1. They can get a new haircut.

2. They can do the plastic surgery thing.

3. They can become a victim of identity theft.
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YOU ARE YOU-
UNTIL YOU BECOME TWO!

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THREE ONE WAY OR THE OTHER OUTCOMES (2004)

1. Winner of the Super Bowl. (Patriots or Panthers)
2. Longer winter or early spring. (Groundhog sees his shadow or he doesn’t)
3.Future telemarketing calls. (Phone number/company name displayed on caller ID or “unavailable” with fines attached)

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DINNER INTERRUPTIONS WILL NO LONGER BE ANONYMOUS-

AS ADHERENCE FOR TELEMARKETING FIRMS TO THE NEW FEDERAL LAW IS A MUST!

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THREE REASONS THAT A TRIP TO INDIA BY NINE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS WAS NOT CONSIDERED POSH (2004)

 

1.The all expense paid trip only came to $165,000.
2.The trip differed little from those organized since 1995.
3.One representative was quoted as saying, “nobody was cooling us with palm fronds and peeling us grapes.”

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THAT IS A DARNED SHAME-

TO BE TREATED SO SHABBILY WHILE

PLAYING THE “SENDING OUR JOBS TO INDIA”

GAME!

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THREE “FASTER THAN” EXPRESSIONS (2004)

 

1.The tongue works faster than mind.
2.Faster than greased lightning.
3. Outsourcing of service jobs grow faster than estimated.

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THE REAL TRICK-

IS THAT SOME FOLKS ARE OUT OF A

JOB FASTER THAN YOU CAN SHAKE

A STICK!

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Three Ways For A Young Girl To Look Like A Superstar (2004)

1. Wear professionally put on make-up.
2. Attend to any plastic surgery that is needed.
3. Make regular visits to the restroom to upchuck what was just eaten.

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YOUNG GIRLS ARE BEAUTIFUL AS THEY ARE-

AND NEED TO QUIT BEING FED BY SOME

ARTIFICIAL LOOKING SUPERSTARS!

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