Three Things To Do When You Are Young (2010)

1. Act silly.

2. Play games.

3. Write songs.
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A winning, at the age of 20, is quite clear-
As Taylor Swift, accepts the BMI Songwriter
of the Year.

Three Jokes (2015)

1. Fun.
2. Silly.
3. You know.
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Now and then-
Regarding the chicken.

 

Three Jokes (2015)

1. Fun.
2. Silly.
3. You know.
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Now and then-
Regarding the chicken.

 

Three Combinations Of Peanut Butter And Jelly (2012)

1. Peanut butter and strawberry jam.

2. Peanut butter and peach preserves.

3. Peanut butter and grape jelly.

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Go ahead-

And, slap it on the bread.

Three Ways To Get A Book Published (2009)

1. Write an interesting story.

2. Do a lot of research.

3. Do something silly.
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Your fifteen minutes of fame-
Can be incorporated into the published book
game.

Three Jokes (2015)

1. Fun.
2. Silly.
3. You know.
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Now and then-
Regarding the chicken.

 

Three Ways To Get A Book Published (2009)

1. Write an interesting story.

2. Do a lot of research.

3. Do something silly.
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Your fifteen minutes of fame-
Can be incorporated into the published book
game.

THREE WAYS TO SUCCESSFULLY ADVERTISE (2002)

1. Nail a sign on a street corner pole.
(And hope that interested parties pass by!)

2. Talk to your neighbors and co-workers.
(And cross your fingers and hope that
they pass the information by word of mouth!)

3. Do something outrageous. (Easy,convenient, and a sure bet!)

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At least 15 minutes of fame-

Putting one ahead, in the self advertising game.

 

Three Reasons To Have A Fit (2010)

1. Your child will not go to bed.

2. There is not enough shrimp in the rice.

3. Your pizza order is taking too long.
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And we see-
Folks go crazy.

 

P.S. Remember the second one involved calling 911?

Three Ways To Become A Kid Again (2009)

1. Think young.

2. Do something silly.

3. Play in the snow.

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A few weeks ago we did-

And hoping to do again soon just like a kid.