Three Moments For A Snack Attack (2016)

1. Middle of day.
2. Middle of night.
3. Middle of Super Bowl.
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Proven fact-
A guaranteed snack attack.

 

Three Super Bowl (2016)

1. Beyoncé.
2. Coldplay.
3. Fans.
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Upward thumb-
At Santa Clara’s Levi’s Stadium.

 

Three For Long Life (2013)

1. Good genes.

2. Exercise.

3. Plenty of bacon.

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Pearl Cantrell, from Richland Springs, Texas,

at 105-

Says she ate the pork daily, and was given an Oscar

Mayer, Wienermobile drive.

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Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 969 (Higher Peach Prices)

The peaches were on the tree-

Sooner or later, to arrive at the grocery,

with a lesser crop, to see.

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And, thanks to Mother Nature, the

prices will be high-

But, unless you pay, how else can

you get by?

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The cobbler has to be made, and that

ice cream too-

We’ll weather this storm, we’ll get through.

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The jellies will be evenly spread-

With that favorite fruit, on the bread.

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Straight out of the can, or eaten from the

tree-

Peaches are a part of our lives, as they are

quite tasty.

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We have no say so regarding Mother Nature

for she is the one who has the control-

Leading us to pay for higher peach prices,

that will unfold.

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The peaches were on the tree-

Sooner or later, to arrive at the grocery,

with a lesser crop, to see.

 

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 953 (Fast Fun And Easy At The Grocery)

I went to the self checkout, because it was supposed to be fast, fun, and easy-

Of course, no human conversation did there happen to be.

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I appreciate being a special customer, as the machine tells me so-

As long as we can get the job done, our relationship will continue to grow.

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To first find the bar, and then take a swipe-

To then put the item, in the bag, without much hype.

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I know to put it in the bag, as the machine keeps telling me so-

Remind me again, so that we can get on with this show.

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And, thanks for the button, in case a bag will not be used-

Some items, such as gallons of milk, can be excused.

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Yes, we’re finished now, and I’m about ready to pay-

With my choice, of payment, I’ll be on my way.

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Was this experience really fast, fun, and easy?

Just checkout my face, upon departure, and you will see.

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I went to the self checkout, because it was supposed to be fast, fun, and easy-

Of course, no human conversation did there happen to be.

-2013-

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Three That We Want For Christmas (2013)

1. Hope.

2. Peace.

3. All and everything that Santa can fit in that stocking.

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The dreams and will-

To think overfill.

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Three For Santa (2014)

1. Cookies.

2. Milk.

3. Special poem.
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For him to see-
As soon as he jumps
down from the chimney.

 

Three Scary Houses (2016)

1. Munsters’.
2. Poltergeist one.
3. Buffalo Bill’s.
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Real estate no sale jam-
Eerie. Straight from Silence of the Lambs.

 

 

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose [G] Halloween Night

The moon was full, and the kids were out-

They had mapped out their Halloween map.

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They went to see Mrs. Smith, who made the

popcorn ball-

She made plenty, she made enough for all.

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Then off to Mr. Chester’s, who gave candy

corn-

And in addition, he blew real loud his

homemade boat horn.

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Mrs. Garcia always had chocolate to boot-

When we left her house, we had scored our loot.

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Mrs. Johnson had a variety of candy-

To trick or treat, at her house was real handy.

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The Halloween bags were getting full and a bit heavy-

Thank goodness, Mama was following along in that

old time Chevy.

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To unload a bit, in the car-

Then once again, to travel far.

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From this block, to that block, the kids went

door to door-

It was Halloween night, and every house turned

into a candy store.

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The moon was full, and the kids were out-

They had mapped out their Halloween map.

-2014-

Three To Redo (2013)

1. A kitchen.

2. A math problem.

3. A scary movie.

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Always quite a sensation-

Leaving not much to the imagination.

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