THREE WAYS TO KNOW THAT IT IS A CHILLY MORNNG IN APRIL (2005)

1. You saw the weather report.

2. You aren’t sweating.

3. Your grandson’s teeth are chattering at the soccer game early in the morning.

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MANY WAY UNFOLD-

AS TO ONE BEING COLD!

 

 

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 742 (St. Patrick’s Day)

As a child, I always looked forward to St. Patrick’s Day-
Especially as the parades and the celebrations got underway.
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But the best part of the holiday scene-
Was catching someone at school, not wearing green.
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The majority of us prepared ourselves at least a day ahead-
Because not wearing green could turn into quite a dread.
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Getting pinched was not something to look forward to-
So to avoid the issue, we’d do whatever we had to do.
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Whether it be wearing a green shirt-
Or green earrings, or a green skirt.
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Or a green necklace, or a green ring-
Basically we could get by with just about anything.
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But if one wanted to use their green eyes, it was a cinch-
That it didn’t count and it would lead to that dreaded pinch.
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St. Patrick, may have driven the snakes away-
But if you weren’t wearing green, it would not be your lucky day.
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Of course until I got grown, I always wanted to travel over that rainbow-
To find the pot of gold at the end of it, a story that we all well know.
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May we all have the luck of the Irish, as our rivers flow green-
Amongst the shamrocks, green ale, leprechauns, and corn beef sandwiches
that will be heavily seen.

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As a child, I always looked forward to St. Patrick’s Day-
Especially as the parades and the celebrations got underway.
-2007-

Three Moments For A Snack Attack (2016)

1. Middle of day.
2. Middle of night.
3. Middle of Super Bowl.
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Proven fact-
A guaranteed snack attack.

 

Gonna Try It-Not On A Diet (401)

To the snack table, with many trips-

Super Bowl cheese, chips, and dips.

-2016-

Practice It Right-Let’s Be Polite (401)

Awful words need not be heard or said-

Just because your Super Bowl team ain’t ahead.

-2016-

 

The Need-To Read (392)

Much reading underway-

For those who do not participate in Super Bowl Sunday.

-2016-

 

Clear-That Fear (892)

If it’s all the same-
To stay panic free throughout the Super Bowl game.
-2016-

Mary Elizabeth Rumsey’s Rhyme And Reason-During The Winter Season (509)

What a day-

Ending with Super Bowl Sunday.

-2016-

Three Super Bowl (2016)

1. Beyoncé.
2. Coldplay.
3. Fans.
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Upward thumb-
At Santa Clara’s Levi’s Stadium.

 

Three Ways To Acquire A 2004 Super Bowl Ring (2017)

1. Be the owner.

2. Be on the winning team.

3. Just keep the owner’s ring.
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Putin mistook-
The act to only try on and look.