Three Ways For Alaska To Lose Its Lights (2007)

1. Through the use of the on/off switch.

2. Through the loss of power during a snowstorm.

3. Via the earths’ north magnetic pole drifting away from North America.

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The magnetic pole migrate might-

In fifty years or so, turn off Alaska’s spectacular Northern Light.

Three Breakfast Faces (2007)

1. Jimmy Dean.

2. The Quaker oatmeal man.

3. Frank L. White.

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Research in Michigan, set the tone-

To acquire the man, on the box of

Cream of Wheat, who died in 1938,

a long over due tombstone.

 

Three Examples Of Lucky Seven (2007)

1. Born on July 7.

2. In the year of 2007.

3. Weighing in at 7lbs. 7oz.
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Quite lucky-
That one Wisconsin baby.

Three Ways For Alaska To Lose Its Lights (2007)

1. Through the use of the on/off switch.

2. Through the loss of power during a snowstorm.

3. Via the earths’ north magnetic pole drifting away from North America.

===================================================

The magnetic pole migrate might-

In fifty years or so, turn off Alaska’s spectacular Northern Light.

Three Ways For Alaska To Lose Its Lights (2007)

1. Through the use of the on/off switch.

2. Through the loss of power during a snowstorm.

3. Via the earths’ north magnetic pole drifting away from North America.

===================================================

The magnetic pole migrate might-

In fifty years or so, turn off Alaska’s spectacular Northern Light.

Three Musts For The School Bus Of The Future (2007)

1. A shiny yellow body.

2. Ads on the outside.

3. Seat belts.

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For our children,  let there be-

No loophole, for safety.

Three Ways For Alaska To Lose Its Lights (2007)

1. Through the use of the on/off switch.

2. Through the loss of power during a snowstorm.

3. Via the earths’ north magnetic pole drifting away from North America.

===================================================

The magnetic pole migrate might-

In fifty years or so, turn off Alaska’s spectacular Northern Light.

Three Breakfast Faces (2007)

1. Jimmy Dean.

2. The Quaker oatmeal man.

3. Frank L. White.

========================

Research in Michigan, set the tone-

To acquire the man, on the box of

Cream of Wheat, who died in 1938,

a long over due tombstone.

 

Three Ways To Dispose Of Customer Records (2007)

1. Shred them.

2. Burn them.

3. Set them outside, for all to read.

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That well used store trash bin-

Was a real customer no-win.

Three Who Attended Lady Bird Johnson’s Funeral in 2007 (2016)

1. All living First Ladies except Betty Ford.
2. Former President Jimmy Carter.
3. Former President Bill Clinton.
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Along with Former Texas Governor Rick Perry and

Anita, his wife-

To mourn her death, to celebrate her life.