We used to get the ketchup out-
To do a pretend cut, without a doubt.
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And, we’d make up stuff-
To make a moment rough.
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We would tell a quick lie or two-
Just to get by, just to get through.
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To shock someone with a very strange tale-
For April Fools Day, without fail.
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Better than a trick or treat-
To make someone drop their jaw, to jump
out of their seat.
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We used to get the ketchup out-
To do a pretend cut, without a doubt.