Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 950 (To Fool For The Day)

We used to get the ketchup out-

To do a pretend cut, without a doubt.

.

And, we’d make up stuff-

To make a moment rough.

.

We would tell a quick lie or two-

Just to get by, just to get through.

.

To shock someone with a very strange tale-

For April Fools Day, without fail.

.

Better than a trick or treat-

To make someone drop their jaw, to jump

out of their seat.

.

We used to get the ketchup out-

To do a pretend cut, without a doubt.

.

Three For Math (2017)

1. One plus one = three.
2. Two plus two = five.
3. One lie plus another lie =
continual alternative math facts.
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Time to spend-
Party of the mathematician.

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 950 (To Fool For The Day)

We used to get the ketchup out-

To do a pretend cut, without a doubt.

.

And, we’d make up stuff-

To make a moment rough.

.

We would tell a quick lie or two-

Just to get by, just to get through.

.

To shock someone with a very strange tale-

For April Fools Day, without fail.

.

Better than a trick or treat-

To make someone drop their jaw, to jump

out of their seat.

.

We used to get the ketchup out-

To do a pretend cut, without a doubt.

.

Three For Math (2017)

1. One plus one = three.
2. Two plus two = five.
3. One lie plus another lie =
continual alternative math facts.
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Time to spend-
Party of the mathematician.

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 779 (No Rules For My Resume)

On my resume-

I can be whatever I want to be,

I will have my way.

.

There is no rule-

As to what I name my former school.

.

I am self made, and that is the way it is-

In the competitive worldwide biz.

.

I have to look better than the others-

I must paint my resume to outshine

my sisters and my brothers.

.

And, if I happen to get caught-

Well, at least the big house has already

been bought.

.

On my resume-

Whatever I want to be,

I will have my way.

-2012-

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 950 (To Fool For The Day)

We used to get the ketchup out-

To do a pretend cut, without a doubt.

.

And, we’d make up stuff-

To make a moment rough.

.

We would tell a quick lie or two-

Just to get by, just to get through.

.

To shock someone with a very strange tale-

For April Fools Day, without fail.

.

Better than a trick or treat-

To make someone drop their jaw, to jump

out of their seat.

.

We used to get the ketchup out-

To do a pretend cut, without a doubt.

.

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 810

Time will tell-

Did we do bad or did we do well?

.

Depends on who is telling the story-

For changes occur, with prior history.

.

To cover up what we do not want to

admit-

To take away, the truth, bit by bit.

.

It is up to others, to dig real hard-

To find the truth, to unwind the

liars on guard.

.

So many things not mentioned, or

put in the background-

To make some facts silent, to not

bear their own sound.

.

Time will tell-

Did we do bad or did we do well?

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 779 (No Rules For My Resume)

On my resume-

I can be whatever I want to be,

I will have my way.

.

There is no rule-

As to what I name my former school.

.

I am self made, and that is the way it is-

In the competitive worldwide biz.

.

I have to look better than the others-

I must paint my resume to outshine

my sisters and my brothers.

.

And, if I happen to get caught-

Well, at least the big house has already

been bought.

.

On my resume-

Whatever I want to be,

I will have my way.

-2012-

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 950 (To Fool For The Day)

We used to get the ketchup out-

To do a pretend cut, without a doubt.

.

And, we’d make up stuff-

To make a moment rough.

.

We would tell a quick lie or two-

Just to get by, just to get through.

.

To shock someone with a very strange tale-

For April Fools Day, without fail.

.

Better than a trick or treat-

To make someone drop their jaw, to jump

out of their seat.

.

We used to get the ketchup out-

To do a pretend cut, without a doubt.

.

Three To Move Around

1. Furniture.
2. Wall fixtures.
3. Anything that is necessary.
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Time spent-
Trying so hard to look innocent.