Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 924 (Grandma’s Favorite Spot)

I found the grandson, in my favorite spot-

He knows it’s where I like to relax a lot.

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At 18 months, he learned it well-

So he figured out that he’d try it out,

by himself, for a spell.

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He was sitting in my favorite chair-

Looking so grand, acting so fair.

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With clicker in hand, and a snack too-

He was acting like Grandma, through and through.

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We’ve spent many hours together, in that chair-

Watching tv, playing hand games, and checking out our hair.

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I hope the grandson doesn’t get too comfortable, for as he

continues to grow-

That is Grandma’s spot, that he will have to learn and know.

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I found the grandson, in my favorite spot-

He knows it’s where I like to relax a lot.

Three That Are Bad About The Electricity Being Off (2012)

1. You cannot watch TV.

2. You cannot use your computer.

3. You have to step outside.

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Thank goodness trees were made-

To provide a bit of shade.

Three Things To Do If You Are Mistakenly Freed From Prison (2013)

1. Run for the hills.

2. Leave the country.

3. Watch TV.

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Arrested in Chicago, while on the lam-

Relaxing and watching a favorite TV program.

Three That Are Bad About The Electricity Being Off (2012)

1. You cannot watch TV.

2. You cannot use your computer.

3. You have to step outside.

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Thank goodness trees were made-

To provide a bit of shade.

Three To Do At 100 Years Old (2012)

1. Watch TV.

2. Sing.

3. Meet the child you adopted out 77 years ago.

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All her life, from those days back in South Dakota,

she carried a black and white photo-

Until 77 years later, her Baby Betty Jane, she got

to meet, and finally know.

Three Reasons To Watch TV (2015)

1. Entertainment.
2. Knowledge.
3. To escape reality.
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Reality free-
TV.

Three To Do For A Whole Lifetime (2014)

1. Read.
2. Watch TV.
3. Write.
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To put down-
Things that pass, ideas that come
around.

Three Reasons To Watch Less TV (2012)

1. Other things to do.

2. Nothing good on.

3. You have your cell.

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Never have to sit in one place-

To watch the game, the soap, or the race.

 

Three Reasons To Watch TV (2007)

1. For entertainment.

2. For education.

3. To continuously flip channels.
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Looking for an interesting show-
Some days seems to be a no go.

Three Things To Do To Pass The Time (2007)

1. Watch tv.
2. Work a crossword puzzle.
3. Reflect on cooking recipes from the land in whence you came.
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Good old home cooking, as it used to be-
Right smack in the middle of this modern day society.