Three Places We Don’t Want To Go To (2013)

1. Able bodied people parking in a handicapped parking spot.

2. Thieves stealing flowers, off of a grave.

3. Doing anything wrong, to your Grandmother.
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To detect-
A bit, of disrespect.

Three Not Nice To Steal (2012)

1. Candy from baby.

2. Flowers from grave.

3. Copy of Texas Declaration of Independenc, from Alamo.

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No doubt-

Swapped out.

Three Reflections On What Was Said (2016)

1. Captured USA soldiers are not real heroes.

2. Mexicans are all thieves and rapists.

3. Women should be punished for having an abortion.
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Time spent-
Reviewing the new values of our government.

 

Three In The Parking Lot (2015)

1. Baskets.
2. Wrappers.
3. Missing vehicle.
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Always a rotten deal-
To suffer a stolen vehicle.

THREE FAMOUS THIEVES (2005)

1. BONNIE AND CLYDE-LOUISIANA

2. JOHN DILLINGER-ILLINOIS

3. RONALD MACDONALD-NEW HAMPSHIRE

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ANOTHER CHARACTER WITH SOMEONE ELSES’ FAMOUS NAME-

GETTING INTO THE CRIME WORLD JUST THE SAME!

THREE USUAL THINGS ABOUT FOLKS WHO STEAL (2005)

 

1. They try to enjoy to the max what they steal.

2. They try their best not to get caught.

3. They use their ill gotten gains to hire the defense to reduce their sentences once they are caught.

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A HIGH POWERED LAWYER-

IS WHAT THAT MONEY IS FER!

Three Types Of Folks Who Should Get In Trouble (2009)

1. Thieves.

2. Robbers.

3. Those who call 911 for something ridiculous.
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The latest being the Texas woman who didn’t think that
there was enough shrimp included in her fried rice-
These type of people, before EVEN touching a phone,
should think it over, at least twice.

Three Places To Find Thieves (2014)

1. Online.
2. Coming from afar.
3. Those writing your checks.
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Working overtime-
To save a dime.

Three Reasons Why You Might Not Get Your Mail (2007)

1. It was never mailed to begin with.

2. It got lost in the mail.

3. It was stolen out of your box.
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One has to keep a watchful eye with pulled up sleeves-
To keep one step ahead of those conniving thieves.

Three Uses For Hammers (2014)

1. Put nail in wall.

2. Remove nail from wall.

3. Break glass.

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At a Memphis mall-

65 Rolex watches stolen without stall.