1. By accident.
2. To let someone in.
3. To let the cows out.
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With not much grass found-
In New Mexico, straying cows are
purposely being led, to the neighbor’s
yard, where some can be found.
Three Reasons To Leave The Gate Open (2012)
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in Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times 2012 Tags: "Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times", Accident, Animals, Cows out, Gate, Grass, Growing grass, In, Mary Elizabeth Rumsey, Nature, Neighbor, New Mexico, Open, Poetry, Rhyme, Stray, Theft, Travel
Three Reasons To Go Dark (2013)
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in Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times 2013 Tags: "Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times", Andertoons, Copper, Copper thieves, current-events, Dark, Electricity, Employees, Liberty County, Mary Elizabeth Rumsey, Pay bill, Poetry, Rhyme, Storm, Texas, Theft
1. You didn’t pay your bill.
2. A storm came through.
3. To subsidize those who care not to work.
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To roll up one’s sleeves-
And, become employed as copper thieves.
.
Three To Walk Out Paris’ Front Door (2015)
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in Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times 2015 Tags: 1929, Charlie Chaplin, First Oscar, Mary Elizabeth Rumsey, Out door, Paris, Poetry, Rhyme, Theft, Three, Thug
1. Thief.
2. Criminal.
3. Thug.
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To recover & find-
Charlie Chaplin’s first Oscar,
won in 1929.
Three To Walk Out Paris’ Front Door (2015)
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in Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times 2015 Tags: 1929, Charlie Chaplin, First Oscar, Mary Elizabeth Rumsey, Out door, Paris, Poetry, Rhyme, Theft, Three, Thug
1. Thief.
2. Criminal.
3. Thug.
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To recover & find-
Charlie Chaplin’s first Oscar,
won in 1929.
Three Stolen (2016)
06 Feb 2016 1 Comment
in Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times 2016 Tags: "Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times", Andertoons, Cat park, Dog park, Mary Elizabeth Rumsey, MEinRhyme, Pets, Poetry, Precautions, Reading, Rhyme, Stolen, Theft, Three, Whatever, Writing
1. Identity.
2. Stuff from garage.
3. Pet.
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Preventions to take-
To avoid much heartbreak.
Three Reasons To Visit A Cemetery (2010)
16 Jan 2016 2 Comments
in Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times 2010 Tags: "Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times", Brass, Cemetery, Copper, Funeral, Loved one, Mary Elizabeth Rumsey, Poetry, Reading, Rhyme, Theft, Three, Writing
1. To attend a funeral.
2. To visit a loved one.
3. To shop.
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Much copper and brass-
Off the vases, to amass.
Three Long Lasting (2014)
19 Nov 2015 1 Comment
in Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times (2014) Tags: "Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times", Andertoons, Deceit, Family, Gold, Long lasting, Love, Mary Elizabeth Rumsey, One after another, Poetry, Rhyme, Scams, Theft, Writing
1. Gold.
2. Love of family.
3. Scams.
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When one is found out-
Another one is on route.
Three Lives To Live (2015)
09 Nov 2015 1 Comment
in Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times 2015 Tags: Andertoons, Identity Theft, Lives, Mary Elizabeth Rumsey, Money, Mothers, Poetry, Rhyme, Stranger, Theft, Their money, Three
1. Yours.
2. Your mother’s.
3. Stranger’s.
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Not funny-
When not using your own money.
THREE WAYS TO REMEDY TAKING THINGS THAT DO NOT BELONG TO YOU IF YOU ARE A POLITICIAN (2005)
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in Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times 2005 Tags: Break the law, Easy, Give it back, Jail time, Mary Elizabeth Rumsey, Poetry, Politicians, Rhyme, Sorry, Strange, Theft, Three
1. Say I’m sorry.
2. Spend a little bit, and I mean a little bit of incarcerated time.
3. Merely offer to give it back.
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STRANGEST WAY I EVER SAW-
OF FIXING THINGS WHEN ONE
BREAKS THE LAW!
THREE WAYS TO MAKE YOUR DEPARTMENT AT WORK LOOK BETTER (2005)
30 Jun 2015 Leave a comment
in Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times 2005 Tags: Claims, Department, Effort, Mary Elizabeth Rumsey, Own, Poetry, Rhyme, Theft, Three, Work hard
1. Work extra hard.
2. Put more effort into it.
3. Take away from another department and present
it as your own.
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MAY LAST FOR A WHILE-
TO ACCOMMODATE THE GRAND OLD STYLE!
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