THREE REASONS TO FEAR JURY DUTY (2005)

1. The fear of being called.

2. The fear of actually serving.

3. The fear of being charged with contempt of court and fined.

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WHEN NOT SHOWING UP FOR THE DUTY, WITH NO GOOD REASON, GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY IS MORE OF A PROBLEM FOR YOU-

IF WHEN YOU’RE CALLED FOR JURY DUTY AND YOU DON’T FOLLOW THROUGH!

Three Nowhere’s (2011)

1. Road to nowhere.

2. Bridge to nowhere.

3. Airport to nowwhere.

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In Alaska, on a flat isle-

To serve a few, in grand style

Three Things Required For All Cruise Ships (2010)

1. Swimming pools.

2. Lifeboats.

3. Hospital beds.

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To well serve-

To keep in reserve.

THREE REASONS TO FEAR JURY DUTY (2005)

1. The fear of being called.

2. The fear of actually serving.

3. The fear of being charged with contempt of court and fined.

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WHEN NOT SHOWING UP FOR THE DUTY, WITH NO GOOD REASON, GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY IS MORE OF A PROBLEM FOR YOU-

IF WHEN YOU’RE CALLED FOR JURY DUTY AND YOU DON’T FOLLOW THROUGH!

THREE REASONS TO BECOME A POLITICIAN (2005)

1. To serve the country.
2. To serve the citizens.
3. To service oneself.
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TRIPS GALORE-
AND SO MUCH MORE!

Three Reasons That Text Bans While Driving Are Not Working (2010)

1. They are not publicized enough.

2. They have not been around long enough.

3. Folks are going to do what they want, no matter what.
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Putting the laws on the shelves-
In order to text thy selves.

THREE WAYS TO REMEDY TAKING THINGS THAT DO NOT BELONG TO YOU IF YOU ARE A POLITICIAN (2005)

1. Say I’m sorry.

2. Spend a little bit, and I mean a little bit of incarcerated time.

3. Merely offer to give it back.

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STRANGEST WAY I EVER SAW-

OF FIXING THINGS WHEN ONE

BREAKS THE LAW!

Practice It Right-Let’s Be Polite # 610

To race ahead, is well and good-
But, as we wait, at the same redlight,
did it serve any good?
-2011-

A Child’s Time-In Simple Rhyme # 728

Water tends to serve us best, as of late-
For those high energy drinks, elevate our
blood pressure, and increase our heart rate.
-2011-

Three Nowhere’s (2011)

1. Road to nowhere.

2. Bridge to nowhere.

3. Airport to nowwhere.

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In Alaska, on a flat isle-

To serve a few, in grand style