Three Ways To Fit Into Grandmother’s Wedding Dress (2012)

1. Take prescription diet pills.

2. Have a feeding tube up your nose for 8 days.

3. Simply crash diet.

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Or be lucky enough-

That Grandmother was big, round, and rough.

Three types of pizza (2007)

1. Round.

2. Square.

3. Boxed.

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Those boxed pizzas in Cincinnati sport-

The posters of those who are wanted for not paying their child support.

The New That Happened To Unfold-From The Old # 364

A thriving town-
To an empty place,
with ghosts hanging
round.
-2011-

Three Ways To Fit Into Grandmother’s Wedding Dress (2012)

1. Take prescription diet pills.

2. Have a feeding tube up your nose for 8 days.

3. Simply crash diet.

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Or be lucky enough-

That Grandmother was big, round, and rough.

Three Ways To Fit Into Grandmother’s Wedding Dress (2012)

1. Take prescription diet pills.

2. Have a feeding tube up your nose for 8 days.

3. Simply crash diet.

=========================================

Or be lucky enough-

That Grandmother was big, round, and rough.

Three Ways To Fit Into Grandmother’s Wedding Dress (2012)

1. Take prescription diet pills.

2. Have a feeding tube up your nose for 8 days.

3. Simply crash diet.

=========================================

Or be lucky enough-

That Grandmother was big, round, and rough.

Three Facts For Sure (2013)

1. The earth is round.

2. The sun is important.

3. Oil does leak out of those pipes.

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On a tourist island in Thailand’s eastern sea-
Dark waters, with black beach sand, is not
the way, it is supposed to be.

Three Ways To Fit Into Grandmother’s Wedding Dress (2012)

1. Take prescription diet pills.

2. Have a feeding tube up your nose for 8 days.

3. Simply crash diet.

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Or be lucky enough-

That Grandmother was big, round, and rough.

Three Round (2016)

1. Ball.
2. Moon.
3. Donut.
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National Donut Day-
In full swing, and underway.

Three Ways To Fit Into Grandmother’s Wedding Dress (2012)

1. Take prescription diet pills.

2. Have a feeding tube up your nose for 8 days.

3. Simply crash diet.

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Or be lucky enough-

That Grandmother was big, round, and rough.