Three Ways To Fit Into Grandmother’s Wedding Dress (2012)

1. Take prescription diet pills.

2. Have a feeding tube up your nose for 8 days.

3. Simply crash diet.

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Or be lucky enough-

That Grandmother was big, round, and rough.

A Quick Say-In A Rhyming Way # 691

To think, that one does not have enough stuff-
All they have to do, is step out, of their bubble,
look around, and notice that others, are not
so lucky, and have it quite rough.

-2011-

Three Ways To Fit Into Grandmother’s Wedding Dress (2012)

1. Take prescription diet pills.

2. Have a feeding tube up your nose for 8 days.

3. Simply crash diet.

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Or be lucky enough-

That Grandmother was big, round, and rough.

Three Ways To Fit Into Grandmother’s Wedding Dress (2012)

1. Take prescription diet pills.

2. Have a feeding tube up your nose for 8 days.

3. Simply crash diet.

=========================================

Or be lucky enough-

That Grandmother was big, round, and rough.

Three Ways To Fit Into Grandmother’s Wedding Dress (2012)

1. Take prescription diet pills.

2. Have a feeding tube up your nose for 8 days.

3. Simply crash diet.

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Or be lucky enough-

That Grandmother was big, round, and rough.

Three Movies To Be Thankful For (2011)

1. The one you got to watch with your entire family.

2. The one that you had time for.

3. The one that you could sit the whole way through.

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Without the good stuff-

The event can turn rough.

Three Ways To Fit Into Grandmother’s Wedding Dress (2012)

1. Take prescription diet pills.

2. Have a feeding tube up your nose for 8 days.

3. Simply crash diet.

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Or be lucky enough-

That Grandmother was big, round, and rough.

A Child’s Time-In Simple Rhyme # 539

Mondays can be rough, for the little people too-
Especially, if they went to bed late the night
before, and find it hard. to make the day through.
-2010-

Three Ways To Fit Into Grandmother’s Wedding Dress (2012)

1. Take prescription diet pills.

2. Have a feeding tube up your nose for 8 days.

3. Simply crash diet.

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Or be lucky enough-

That Grandmother was big, round, and rough.

Practice It Right-Let’s Be Polite # 659

It can get downright rough-
When people are always touching your stuff.
-2011-