Three Lists To Review (2016)

1. Grocery.
2. To do.
3. New York Times best-seller.
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A needing-
To know what others are reading.

 

Three Worrisome Things About Faking That Resume (2006)

1. One might be revealed.

2. One has to pretend and live the life, as if they were qualified, and knew something.

3. The customer suffers in the end.

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Some who deceitly slip down the hall-

Would do many a favor, by stopping in at the bathroom stall.

THREE WAYS TO ENABLE ONE TO POST A COLLEGE DEGREE ON THEIR RESUME (2002)

1. Earn the degree through a scholarship.
2. Earn the degree while working ones’ way through.
3. Just post the degree even though there is not one.
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TO TAKE THAT ROUTE-
UNTIL SOMEONE ELSE FINDS OUT

 

Three Additions (2014)

1. One more.

2. Extra one.

3. Made-up one.

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To give way-

With untruths on resume.

Three Spotted Crowds (2011)

1. At the mall.
2. At school.
3. At McDonald’s.
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Very much underway-
Folks turning, in their
resume.

THREE PURPOSES FOR SERVING AS HEAD OF AN ADVISORY BOARD (2003)

1. To enhance ones’ resume.
2. To know what is going on in order to be able to advise.
3. To claim not to know what was going on when things were not done as they should have been.

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A KNOWLEDGE “DELAY”-

TO AVOID ANY WRONGDOING TODAY!

Three To List On The Resume (2011)

1. Name.

2. Work history.

3. Facebook sign-in name and password.

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Most absurd-

To be heard.

Three Ways To Get Ahead (2010)

1. Earn it.

2. Cut in line.

3. Decorate your resume.
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And ahead you will be-
Until you are faced with that
fallacy.

Three Ways To Get That Perfect Job (2010)

1. Present yourself well.
2. Have an excellent resume.
3. Be lucky enough to have Mom or Dad working upstairs.

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Networking for the children-

Is a service that has been provided

since way back when.

Three Ways To Get A Job (2010)

1. Send resume.

2. Walk pavement.

3. Know someone.
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Most jobs are gotten and
done-
Through the art of knowing
someone.