Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 860 (Santa’s Return Home)

After Santa’s worldwide roam-

He was tired, when he got home.

.

Mrs. Santa Claus just had to get-

For him, a cup of hot chocolate.

.

And, off one boot came-

The other one ending up the same.

.

It has been a good run this year-

Santa and the reindeer, fulfilled their

mission with much cheer.

.

Not a child was missed, as Santa had

planned-

A toy for each child, was delivered all

across the land.

.

Mrs. Claus figured that Santa could use

a warm bubble bath-

She saw his tired face, she did the math.

.

So she ran him one, and urged him

to get in-

Tired muscles, on an old man, need to

be pampered now and then.

.

The reindeer needed a good rest too-

Rudolph turned his nose off, as the

season was over and through.

.

But, the elves knew that their job was

not over for long-

After a short vacation, well, the new

toy building would come along.

.

For it takes the whole year, to make

enough toys-

For all the good girls and the good boys.

.

After Santa’s worldwide roam-

He was tired when he got home.

 

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 860 (Santa’s Return Home)

After Santa’s worldwide roam-

He was tired, when he got home.

.

Mrs. Santa Claus just had to get-

For him, a cup of hot chocolate.

.

And, off one boot came-

The other one ending up the same.

.

It has been a good run this year-

Santa and the reindeer, fulfilled their

mission with much cheer.

.

Not a child was missed, as Santa had

planned-

A toy for each child, was delivered all

across the land.

.

Mrs. Claus figured that Santa could use

a warm bubble bath-

She saw his tired face, she did the math.

.

So she ran him one, and urged him

to get in-

Tired muscles, on an old man, need to

be pampered now and then.

.

The reindeer needed a good rest too-

Rudolph turned his nose off, as the

season was over and through.

.

But, the elves knew that their job was

not over for long-

After a short vacation, well, the new

toy building would come along.

.

For it takes the whole year, to make

enough toys-

For all the good girls and the good boys.

.

After Santa’s worldwide roam-

He was tired when he got home.

 

Santa Claus’ Driving On The Road Suggestions (2002)

SANTA CLAUS IS GETTING READY AT THE NORTH POLE-
SO THAT THE WONDERS OF CHRISTMAS EVE CAN UNFOLD!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
AND WHILE HE PREPARES TO GET OUT ON THE ROAD-
THERE ARE A FEW THINGS THAT HE WANTS
TO SAY TO EASE UP HIS LOAD!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“DON’T EVEN FATHOM THE THOUGHT TO DRINK
AND DRIVE-
SO THAT ALL OF MY STOPS WILL INCLUDE
PATRONS THAT ARE SAFE AND ALIVE!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“EVERYONE ON THIS HOLIDAY SHOULD HAVE
LOTS OF FUN-
AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT IT CAN BE
UNSELFISHLY DONE!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“IF ONE FEELS THE DESIRE TO PARTY AND DRINK-
THEN ALL ONE HAS TO DO IS JUST SIT FOR A
MOMENT AND THINK!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“BE SURE TO HAVE A SAFE WAY HOME FOR ALL
CONCERNED-
THE LESSON NOT TO, HAS BEEN DONE AND
MANY HAVE BEEN BURNED!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“AND STOP AT THOSE RED LIGHTS IS WHAT I’D
ALSO LIKE TO SAY-
“FOR WHATEVER REASON YOU’RE IN SUCH A HURRY,
THAT ONE RED LIGHT ISN’T WORTH THE PAIN
CAUSED BY THE SCURRY!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“I HAVE MANY STOPS TO MAKE AND I PLAN
THEM WELL AHEAD-
I JUST DON’T JUMP IN MY SLEIGH, AND HURRY
DOWN THE ROAD DIRECTLY FROM MY BED!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
” AS FAR AS ROAD RAGE THERE IS NO
SOUND REASON-
“TO GET ALL BENT OUT OF SHAPE DURING
THIS MERRY HOLIDAY SEASON!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“RELAX, BREATHE DEEP, AND SIMMER DOWN-
FOR THERE IS MUCH TO SEE WITH ALL THE
HOLIDAY SIGHTS AND SOUNDS!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“I’VE ENJOYED ALL YOUR LETTERS, E-MAILS,
AND A FEW PHONE CALLS-
ALONG WITH MY EARLY VISITS WITH YOU AT THE
NEIGBORHOOD MALLS!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“BUT PLEASE WHEN YOU HAVE TO MAKE A PHONE
CALL FROM YOUR CELL-
DON’T MAKE IT WHILE DRIVING FOR I WISH YOU
STAY WELL!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
TOO MANY ACCIDENTS HAVE HAPPENED WITH PEOPLE
USING CELL PHONES WHILE ON THE HIGHWAY-
THOSE CONVERSATIONS SHOULD BE HANDLED AT
ANOTHER PLACE OR ANOTHER TIME IS WHAT I’D HAVE
TO SAY!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“WHATEVER YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT CAN WAIT SO
THAT YOU CAN KEEP YOUR EYES ON WHAT IS UP
AHEAD-
I HOPE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO WHAT
YOUR CONCERNED SANTA CLAUS HAS SAID!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“IT’S ALSO SILLY TO WATCH TV WHILE DRIVING
IN THE CAR-
WAIT UNTIL YOU GET HOME IN A COMFORTABLE
ENVIRONMENT WITH NO OTHER THOUGHT AT HAND
TO ADMIRE THAT SHINING STAR!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, I SAY TO YOU TO DO
WHAT I DO BEFORE I HEAD ON OUT-
I ALWAYS BUCKLE UP FIRST BEFORE HEADING OUT
ON MY ROUTE!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“WITH ALL BUCKLED IN, THE RIDE IN MY SLEIGH,
OR IN YOUR CAR WILL BE AS IT SHOULD-
FOR SAFETY’S SAKE AS MUCH AS YOU COULD.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“HO! HO! HO! NOW THAT I’M FINISHED PREACHING
ON THE SUBECT OF YOUR SAFETY FOR THE HOLIDAY-
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GET READY FOR ME, FOR
I WILL BE SHORTLY ON MY WAY!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR INTO THE
YEAR 2003-
MAY WE ALL COUNT OUR BLESSINGS THAT WILL BE ACCIDENT
FREE!

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 860 (Santa’s Return Home)

After Santa’s worldwide roam-

He was tired, when he got home.

.

Mrs. Santa Claus just had to get-

For him, a cup of hot chocolate.

.

And, off one boot came-

The other one ending up the same.

.

It has been a good run this year-

Santa and the reindeer, fulfilled their

mission with much cheer.

.

Not a child was missed, as Santa had

planned-

A toy for each child, was delivered all

across the land.

.

Mrs. Claus figured that Santa could use

a warm bubble bath-

She saw his tired face, she did the math.

.

So she ran him one, and urged him

to get in-

Tired muscles, on an old man, need to

be pampered now and then.

.

The reindeer needed a good rest too-

Rudolph turned his nose off, as the

season was over and through.

.

But, the elves knew that their job was

not over for long-

After a short vacation, well, the new

toy building would come along.

.

For it takes the whole year, to make

enough toys-

For all the good girls and the good boys.

.

After Santa’s worldwide roam-

He was tired when he got home.

 

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 860 (Santa’s Return Home)

After Santa’s worldwide roam-

He was tired, when he got home.

.

Mrs. Santa Claus just had to get-

For him, a cup of hot chocolate.

.

And, off one boot came-

The other one ending up the same.

.

It has been a good run this year-

Santa and the reindeer, fulfilled their

mission with much cheer.

.

Not a child was missed, as Santa had

planned-

A toy for each child, was delivered all

across the land.

.

Mrs. Claus figured that Santa could use

a warm bubble bath-

She saw his tired face, she did the math.

.

So she ran him one, and urged him

to get in-

Tired muscles, on an old man, need to

be pampered now and then.

.

The reindeer needed a good rest too-

Rudolph turned his nose off, as the

season was over and through.

.

But, the elves knew that their job was

not over for long-

After a short vacation, well, the new

toy building would come along.

.

For it takes the whole year, to make

enough toys-

For all the good girls and the good boys.

.

After Santa’s worldwide roam-

He was tired when he got home.

 

Gonna Try It-Not On A Diet (49)

This time of the year, on that shopping list-

Reindeer food cannot be missed.

-2013-

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 854 (Reindeer Puppies)

The puppies were just as cute as they could be-

But, what happened to them was an autrocity.

.

They had been abandoned in a plastic box,

near a wheelie bin shelter-

And, when they were found, they caused quite

a stir.

.

For abandoning animals in Glasgow, Scotland, is

not nice-

To do so, one should think twice.

.

Anyway, these six had been saved, and were

looking for somewhere to live-

A name for each, the shelter staff decided

to give.

.

They picked certain names for a reason-

Well, you know for it is the season.

.

With these certain names, they were all set-

For there was Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Cupid,

and Comet.

.

Now all they had to do was to wait to go home-

No longer would they be abandoned, or on the roam.

.

The puppies were just as cute as they could be-

But, what happened to them was an autrocity.

Gonna Try It-Not On A Diet # 364

Chocolate this month seems to be boss-

In the forms of reindeer, stars, and Santa Claus.

-2009-

Santa Claus’ Driving On The Road Suggestions (2002)

SANTA CLAUS IS GETTING READY AT THE NORTH POLE-
SO THAT THE WONDERS OF CHRISTMAS EVE CAN UNFOLD!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
AND WHILE HE PREPARES TO GET OUT ON THE ROAD-
THERE ARE A FEW THINGS THAT HE WANTS
TO SAY TO EASE UP HIS LOAD!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“DON’T EVEN FATHOM THE THOUGHT TO DRINK
AND DRIVE-
SO THAT ALL OF MY STOPS WILL INCLUDE
PATRONS THAT ARE SAFE AND ALIVE!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“EVERYONE ON THIS HOLIDAY SHOULD HAVE
LOTS OF FUN-
AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT IT CAN BE
UNSELFISHLY DONE!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“IF ONE FEELS THE DESIRE TO PARTY AND DRINK-
THEN ALL ONE HAS TO DO IS JUST SIT FOR A
MOMENT AND THINK!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“BE SURE TO HAVE A SAFE WAY HOME FOR ALL
CONCERNED-
THE LESSON NOT TO, HAS BEEN DONE AND
MANY HAVE BEEN BURNED!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“AND STOP AT THOSE RED LIGHTS IS WHAT I’D
ALSO LIKE TO SAY-
“FOR WHATEVER REASON YOU’RE IN SUCH A HURRY,
THAT ONE RED LIGHT ISN’T WORTH THE PAIN
CAUSED BY THE SCURRY!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“I HAVE MANY STOPS TO MAKE AND I PLAN
THEM WELL AHEAD-
I JUST DON’T JUMP IN MY SLEIGH, AND HURRY
DOWN THE ROAD DIRECTLY FROM MY BED!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
” AS FAR AS ROAD RAGE THERE IS NO
SOUND REASON-
“TO GET ALL BENT OUT OF SHAPE DURING
THIS MERRY HOLIDAY SEASON!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“RELAX, BREATHE DEEP, AND SIMMER DOWN-
FOR THERE IS MUCH TO SEE WITH ALL THE
HOLIDAY SIGHTS AND SOUNDS!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“I’VE ENJOYED ALL YOUR LETTERS, E-MAILS,
AND A FEW PHONE CALLS-
ALONG WITH MY EARLY VISITS WITH YOU AT THE
NEIGBORHOOD MALLS!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“BUT PLEASE WHEN YOU HAVE TO MAKE A PHONE
CALL FROM YOUR CELL-
DON’T MAKE IT WHILE DRIVING FOR I WISH YOU
STAY WELL!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
TOO MANY ACCIDENTS HAVE HAPPENED WITH PEOPLE
USING CELL PHONES WHILE ON THE HIGHWAY-
THOSE CONVERSATIONS SHOULD BE HANDLED AT
ANOTHER PLACE OR ANOTHER TIME IS WHAT I’D HAVE
TO SAY!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“WHATEVER YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT CAN WAIT SO
THAT YOU CAN KEEP YOUR EYES ON WHAT IS UP
AHEAD-
I HOPE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO WHAT
YOUR CONCERNED SANTA CLAUS HAS SAID!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“IT’S ALSO SILLY TO WATCH TV WHILE DRIVING
IN THE CAR-
WAIT UNTIL YOU GET HOME IN A COMFORTABLE
ENVIRONMENT WITH NO OTHER THOUGHT AT HAND
TO ADMIRE THAT SHINING STAR!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, I SAY TO YOU TO DO
WHAT I DO BEFORE I HEAD ON OUT-
I ALWAYS BUCKLE UP FIRST BEFORE HEADING OUT
ON MY ROUTE!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“WITH ALL BUCKLED IN, THE RIDE IN MY SLEIGH,
OR IN YOUR CAR WILL BE AS IT SHOULD-
FOR SAFETY’S SAKE AS MUCH AS YOU COULD.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“HO! HO! HO! NOW THAT I’M FINISHED PREACHING
ON THE SUBECT OF YOUR SAFETY FOR THE HOLIDAY-
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GET READY FOR ME, FOR
I WILL BE SHORTLY ON MY WAY!”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
“A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR INTO THE
YEAR 2003-
MAY WE ALL COUNT OUR BLESSINGS THAT WILL BE ACCIDENT
FREE!

Three To Travel During Christmas (2015)

1. Santa.
2. Reindeer.
3. You.
========
Miles to travel and see-

Christmas time, joining family.

-2015-