Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 679 (Horses)

He was promised a horse-

And, Santa would bring it, of course.

.

He went to bed on Christmas Eve-

Until morning, his bed, he would not leave.

.

It took a while to go to sleep-

But, not a word out of him, not a peep.

.

He knew that Santa would take care of him-

He had good sources, for it was not a whim.

.

He had written Santa a letter, and his father

told him so-

That his odds of getting that horse were

beginning to grow.

.

He finally fell asleep, and then the break

of dawn came-

He knew that when he went downstairs,

that his life would never again be the

same.

.

First, he looked out the window to see-

If any sign of a horse, there could be.

.

And, then downstairs he went and

what did he find under the tree?

Horse droppings left, for all to see.

.

The horse had been brought, and

then he trotted away-

Is all that his father had to say.

.

He was promised a horse-

And, Santa would bring it, of course.

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 679 (Horses)

He was promised a horse-

And, Santa would bring it, of course.

.

He went to bed on Christmas Eve-

Until morning, his bed, he would not leave.

.

It took a while to go to sleep-

But, not a word out of him, not a peep.

.

He knew that Santa would take care of him-

He had good sources, for it was not a whim.

.

He had written Santa a letter, and his father

told him so-

That his odds of getting that horse were

beginning to grow.

.

He finally fell asleep, and then the break

of dawn came-

He knew that when he went downstairs,

that his life would never again be the

same.

.

First, he looked out the window to see-

If any sign of a horse, there could be.

.

And, then downstairs he went and

what did he find under the tree?

Horse droppings left, for all to see.

.

The horse had been brought, and

then he trotted away-

Is all that his father had to say.

.

He was promised a horse-

And, Santa would bring it, of course.

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 679 (Horses)

He was promised a horse-

And, Santa would bring it, of course.

.

He went to bed on Christmas Eve-

Until morning, his bed, he would not leave.

.

It took a while to go to sleep-

But, not a word out of him, not a peep.

.

He knew that Santa would take care of him-

He had good sources, for it was not a whim.

.

He had written Santa a letter, and his father

told him so-

That his odds of getting that horse were

beginning to grow.

.

He finally fell asleep, and then the break

of dawn came-

He knew that when he went downstairs,

that his life would never again be the

same.

.

First, he looked out the window to see-

If any sign of a horse, there could be.

.

And, then downstairs he went and

what did he find under the tree?

Horse droppings left, for all to see.

.

The horse had been brought, and

then he trotted away-

Is all that his father had to say.

.

He was promised a horse-

And, Santa would bring it, of course.

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 679 (Horses)

He was promised a horse-

And, Santa would bring it, of course.

.

He went to bed on Christmas Eve-

Until morning, his bed, he would not leave.

.

It took a while to go to sleep-

But, not a word out of him, not a peep.

.

He knew that Santa would take care of him-

He had good sources, for it was not a whim.

.

He had written Santa a letter, and his father

told him so-

That his odds of getting that horse were

beginning to grow.

.

He finally fell asleep, and then the break

of dawn came-

He knew that when he went downstairs,

that his life would never again be the

same.

.

First, he looked out the window to see-

If any sign of a horse, there could be.

.

And, then downstairs he went and

what did he find under the tree?

Horse droppings left, for all to see.

.

The horse had been brought, and

then he trotted away-

Is all that his father had to say.

.

He was promised a horse-

And, Santa would bring it, of course.

Goat Instincts (2014)

I once knew a lady, back in the day-
Who bought a goat, and as soon as
she got home, it simply ran away.

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 679 (Horses)

He was promised a horse-

And, Santa would bring it, of course.

.

He went to bed on Christmas Eve-

Until morning, his bed, he would not leave.

.

It took a while to go to sleep-

But, not a word out of him, not a peep.

.

He knew that Santa would take care of him-

He had good sources, for it was not a whim.

.

He had written Santa a letter, and his father

told him so-

That his odds of getting that horse were

beginning to grow.

.

He finally fell asleep, and then the break

of dawn came-

He knew that when he went downstairs,

that his life would never again be the

same.

.

First, he looked out the window to see-

If any sign of a horse, there could be.

.

And, then downstairs he went and

what did he find under the tree?

Horse droppings left, for all to see.

.

The horse had been brought, and

then he trotted away-

Is all that his father had to say.

.

He was promised a horse-

And, Santa would bring it, of course.