Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 953 (Fast Fun And Easy At The Grocery)

I went to the self checkout, because it was supposed to be fast, fun, and easy-

Of course, no human conversation did there happen to be.

.

I appreciate being a special customer, as the machine tells me so-

As long as we can get the job done, our relationship will continue to grow.

.

To first find the bar, and then take a swipe-

To then put the item, in the bag, without much hype.

.

I know to put it in the bag, as the machine keeps telling me so-

Remind me again, so that we can get on with this show.

.

And, thanks for the button, in case a bag will not be used-

Some items, such as gallons of milk, can be excused.

.

Yes, we’re finished now, and I’m about ready to pay-

With my choice, of payment, I’ll be on my way.

.

Was this experience really fast, fun, and easy?

Just checkout my face, upon departure, and you will see.

.

I went to the self checkout, because it was supposed to be fast, fun, and easy-

Of course, no human conversation did there happen to be.

-2013-

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Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 702 (Those Ads)

We used to think for ourselves-

But, now that idea has been put on the shelves.

.

Thanks to ads, they tell us what we should do-

They tell us where to go, and how to follow through.

.

The ads used to only be on the television set-

Thirty seconds, one after another, your attention to get.

.

But, nowadays, they are everywhere-

In the moonlight, in the sunlight, in the midst of glare.

.

On the street, on the table, on the school bus-

Ads, today, appear to be the modern must.

.

In the air, on the wrapper, and of course the radio-

To keep filling my head, so that my own tastes, I

no longer know.

.

To brand is the ultimate scheme-

To ensure to fulfill many a consumer’s dream.

.

Unique, to the point that you no longer have a

choice-

The advertising world, now has your voice.

.

In a normal world, you might not need that today-

But, in today’s world, to buy it, you’re already on

your way.

.

We used to think for ourselves-

But, now that idea has been put on the shelves.

-2012-

Things To Shrink (2010)

1. Products bought at store.

2. Heads.

3. State government.
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To buy it-
We’re gonna go on a diet.

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 702 (Those Ads)

We used to think for ourselves-

But, now that idea has been put on the shelves.

.

Thanks to ads, they tell us what we should do-

They tell us where to go, and how to follow through.

.

The ads used to only be on the television set-

Thirty seconds, one after another, your attention to get.

.

But, nowadays, they are everywhere-

In the moonlight, in the sunlight, in the midst of glare.

.

On the street, on the table, on the school bus-

Ads, today, appear to be the modern must.

.

In the air, on the wrapper, and of course the radio-

To keep filling my head, so that my own tastes, I

no longer know.

.

To brand is the ultimate scheme-

To ensure to fulfill many a consumer’s dream.

.

Unique, to the point that you no longer have a

choice-

The advertising world, now has your voice.

.

In a normal world, you might not need that today-

But, in today’s world, to buy it, you’re already on

your way.

.

We used to think for ourselves-

But, now that idea has been put on the shelves.

-2012-

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 953 (Fast Fun And Easy At The Grocery)

I went to the self checkout, because it was supposed to be fast, fun, and easy-

Of course, no human conversation did there happen to be.

.

I appreciate being a special customer, as the machine tells me so-

As long as we can get the job done, our relationship will continue to grow.

.

To first find the bar, and then take a swipe-

To then put the item, in the bag, without much hype.

.

I know to put it in the bag, as the machine keeps telling me so-

Remind me again, so that we can get on with this show.

.

And, thanks for the button, in case a bag will not be used-

Some items, such as gallons of milk, can be excused.

.

Yes, we’re finished now, and I’m about ready to pay-

With my choice, of payment, I’ll be on my way.

.

Was this experience really fast, fun, and easy?

Just checkout my face, upon departure, and you will see.

.

I went to the self checkout, because it was supposed to be fast, fun, and easy-

Of course, no human conversation did there happen to be.

-2013-

.

 

 

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 702 (Those Ads)

We used to think for ourselves-

But, now that idea has been put on the shelves.

.

Thanks to ads, they tell us what we should do-

They tell us where to go, and how to follow through.

.

The ads used to only be on the television set-

Thirty seconds, one after another, your attention to get.

.

But, nowadays, they are everywhere-

In the moonlight, in the sunlight, in the midst of glare.

.

On the street, on the table, on the school bus-

Ads, today, appear to be the modern must.

.

In the air, on the wrapper, and of course the radio-

To keep filling my head, so that my own tastes, I

no longer know.

.

To brand is the ultimate scheme-

To ensure to fulfill many a consumer’s dream.

.

Unique, to the point that you no longer have a

choice-

The advertising world, now has your voice.

.

In a normal world, you might not need that today-

But, in today’s world, to buy it, you’re already on

your way.

.

We used to think for ourselves-

But, now that idea has been put on the shelves.

-2012-

Three Cool Cars (2013)

1. Munster Koach.

2. Batmobile.

3. Weinermobile.
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To make one smile-
In unusual riding style.

Three Cool Cars (2013)

1. Munster Koach.

2. Batmobile.

3. Weinermobile.
================
To make one smile-
In unusual riding style.

Three Cool Cars (2013)

1. Munster Koach.

2. Batmobile.

3. Weinermobile.
================
To make one smile-
In unusual riding style.

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 702 (Those Ads)

We used to think for ourselves-

But, now that idea has been put on the shelves.

.

Thanks to ads, they tell us what we should do-

They tell us where to go, and how to follow through.

.

The ads used to only be on the television set-

Thirty seconds, one after another, your attention to get.

.

But, nowadays, they are everywhere-

In the moonlight, in the sunlight, in the midst of glare.

.

On the street, on the table, on the school bus-

Ads, today, appear to be the modern must.

.

In the air, on the wrapper, and of course the radio-

To keep filling my head, so that my own tastes, I

no longer know.

.

To brand is the ultimate scheme-

To ensure to fulfill many a consumer’s dream.

.

Unique, to the point that you no longer have a

choice-

The advertising world, now has your voice.

.

In a normal world, you might not need that today-

But, in today’s world, to buy it, you’re already on

your way.

.

We used to think for ourselves-

But, now that idea has been put on the shelves.

-2012-