Three For Santa (2014)

1. Cookies.

2. Milk.

3. Special poem.
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For him to see-
As soon as he jumps
down from the chimney.

 

Three That Can Be Grim (2012)

1. Running out of milk, at breakfast.

2. Having a flat tire, on the way, to work.

3. Not having a job, at all.

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The latest news is just the thing-

For employment records, finally, are on an

upswing.

Three That Can Be Grim (2012)

1. Running out of milk, at breakfast.

2. Having a flat tire, on the way, to work.

3. Not having a job, at all.

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The latest news is just the thing-

For employment records, finally, are on an

upswing.

THREE SAYINGS DEPICTING HOW IT REALLY IS DOWN ON THE FARM WHICH AFFECTS ALL OF THOSE IN THE CITY (2007)

1. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink it.
2. You don’t miss the water till the well runs dry.
3. You can’t keep down the price of milk down if there ain’t enough cows to go around.

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THE COWS MAY COME HOME BUT UNTIL THEY MULTIPLY-

THE PRICE OF MILK AND THOSE PRODUCTS USING THE STUFF ARE GONNA CONTINUE TO RISE SKY HIGH!

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THREE SAYINGS DEPICTING HOW IT REALLY IS DOWN ON THE FARM WHICH AFFECTS ALL OF THOSE IN THE CITY (2007)

1. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink it.
2. You don’t miss the water till the well runs dry.
3. You can’t keep down the price of milk down if there ain’t enough cows to go around.

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THE COWS MAY COME HOME BUT UNTIL THEY MULTIPLY-

THE PRICE OF MILK AND THOSE PRODUCTS USING THE STUFF ARE GONNA CONTINUE TO RISE SKY HIGH!

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Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 539 (Where’s The Chocolate Milk?)

In the lunch line-
The chocolate milk, I could not find.
.
I looked here-
And, I looked there.
.
I took a big look-
Behind the head cook.
.
I took another look-
In every cranny and nook.
.
I looked under the table-
I looked everywhere that I was able.
.
I asked around-
And, a sad answer was found.
.
No more chocolate milk at school-
For it was a new golden rule.
.
Too much calorie-
Not good for you, not good for me.
.
In the lunch line-
The chocolate milk, I could not find.

-2011-

 

The New That Happened To Unfold-From The Old (51)

Milk from the bucket, to containers in glass-

Eventually, plastic jugs, to amass.

-2015-

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 882 (An Authentic Tea Party)

Pour me a cup of tea-

And I’ll be as happy, as I can be.

.

Add a little bit, of sugar and cream-

A tea lover’s ultimate dream.

.

Of course, back in the olden days-

The addition of milk cut both ways.

.

If you were affluent, you drank yours mostly straight-

And if you weren’t then dilution with milk, was your date.

.

To stretch it as far as it would go-

Our love for tea still continues to grow.

.

Of course, a certain  taste, has been acquired-

Give me all the additions, for I want to be truly wired.

.

If I were to win the lottery, it would be a welcome dream-

With still wants of that added cream.

.

Native American Indians, a “thousand” years ago-

Made a strong tea, 6 times stronger than our modern cup of joe.

.

Using toasted holly leaves and stems, near the present day,

State of Illinois-

It would make you sick, cleanse your soul, and then bring you

joy.

.

Dilution, of course, is the key-

To savoring that perfect cup of tea.

.

Pour me a cup of tea-

And I’ll be as happy as I can be.

 

Three Required For Santa In The NYC Radio City Christmas Spectacular (2013)

1. Cookies.

2. Milk.

3. Water.

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No dispute-

One can get dehydrated

by wearing that thick heavy suit

Three That All Night Workers Get To Do (2015)

1. Admire the moon.
2. Watch the sunrise.
3. Eat cookies and drink milk with Santa.
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For goodness sake-

Santa doesn’t mind sharing with those

who have no choice, but to stay awake.