Three Ways To Tell That You Have A Short Memory (2010)

1. You can’t find your keys.

2. You can’t remember what you wore yesterday.

3. You forget many serious political mistakes,
and continue, to vote, the same way.
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Shortchanged-
As the memory, cannot be re-arranged.

Three Ways To Improve Your Memory (2011)

1. Do crossword puzzles.

2. Repeat stuff over and over again.

3. Let go of the stuff you no longer need.

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To replace-

To update that precious space.

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 861 (The Snow Came)

The snow came-

And, things were no longer the same.

.

I had to dig my way out-

To head, in the direction, of my work route.

.

And, even then it was hard to make way-

For this was no sunshine day.

.

The streets and highways were filled with ice and snow-

Should have stayed home, with nowhere, to go.

.

But, of course, I slowly crept, and headed towards

the destination-

Too much snow, what an abomination.

.

If only everyone else would slow down a bit-

I like safety, I don’t want to get hit.

.

Shouldn’t complain though, for in the summer, we

did sweat-

Really and truly we haven’t gotten over that yet.

.

The snow came-

And, things were no longer the same.

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 1004 (I Can Still See You So Vivid)

You went to Heaven, thirty years ago-
You were a person, that I was privileged, to know.
.
On this earth, we happened to meet in time-
And, we blended together, as well as my written rhyme.
.
I thought that when you died, that I would no longer be-
But, you tricked me and gave me a piece of your strength,
that I use daily.
.
Even in my darkest hour, (And you know that I have had a few
of those), I know that you are there-
You always accepted me as I was, you were always fair.
.
I wish that I could be more like you, for I was truly blessed-
To have someone who could love me, as I am, and generously
bring out the best.
.
You were the one-
Who validated me as a human being, as a person.
.
Yes, I still miss you, after three whole decades-
I can see you so vivid, a memory that never fades.
.
You went to Heaven, thirty years ago-
You were a person, that I was privileged, to know.

-2013-

Three Ways To Remember That Word You Were Going To Say But For The Life Of You, Couldn’t Remember It (2010)

1. Think real hard all day and night.

2. Pick through the whole alphabet.

3. Google a word associated with it.
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Reminds me of that Elvis song-
I Forgot To Remember To Forget,
with an additional, and finally it
happened to come along.
.

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 341 (Priority Nudges)

There was a lady from January to December-
Who needed help to remember.
.
She had a hard time. with what
was in the backseat-
The art to focus, was just not
complete.
.
So she started looking around-
To see if remedies, could be
found.
.
An alarm, was a good idea to
remind-
Or to throw her purse, in the
back, was an idea of a different
kind.
.
A life so busy, and an answer
to her problem, had to be
solved-
So, that the act, of leaving the
baby in the car, could be
resolved.
.
There was a lady from January to December-
Who needed help to remember.
-2010-

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 861 (The Snow Came)

The snow came-

And, things were no longer the same.

.

I had to dig my way out-

To head, in the direction, of my work route.

.

And, even then it was hard to make way-

For this was no sunshine day.

.

The streets and highways were filled with ice and snow-

Should have stayed home, with nowhere, to go.

.

But of course, I slowly crept, and headed towards

the destination-

Too much snow, what an abomination.

.

If only everyone else would slow down a bit-

I like safety, I don’t want to get hit.

.

Shouldn’t complain though, for in the summer, we

did sweat-

Really and truly we haven’t gotten over that yet.

.

The snow came-

And, things were no longer the same.

Three Ways To Remember That Word You Were Going To Say But For The Life Of You, Couldn’t Remember It (2010)

1. Think real hard all day and night.

2. Pick through the whole alphabet.

3. Google a word associated with it.
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Reminds me of that Elvis song-
I Forgot To Remember To Forget,
with an additional, and finally it
happened to come along.
.

Three Dad Jokes (2014)

1. The one he tells.
2. The one we tell.
3. The one about him.
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A no fail-
Fun memory tale.

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 861 (The Snow Came)

The snow came-

And, things were no longer the same.

.

I had to dig my way out-

To head, in the direction, of my work route.

.

And, even then it was hard to make way-

For this was no sunshine day.

.

The streets and highways were filled with ice and snow-

Should have stayed home, with nowhere, to go.

.

But of course, I slowly crept, and headed towards

the destination-

Too much snow, what an abomination.

.

If only everyone else would slow down a bit-

I like safety, I don’t want to get hit.

.

Shouldn’t complain though, for in the summer, we

did sweat-

Really and truly we haven’t gotten over that yet.

.

The snow came-

And, things were no longer the same.