Three On The Lap While Driving (2012)

1. Breakfast.

2. Newspaper.

3. Pet.


All comfy and set-

Until a “not allowed” law

goes into effect.

The New That Happened To Unfold-From The Old # 279

Back in the old days, thanks to that blue law-
Not much alcohol, was sold before church on
Sundays, at least from what we saw.



Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 185 (Seatbelts For All)

There are those brave men of blue-
Who have their duties and follow

They give tickets when a driver has sped-
They also give tickets when folks
do not stop at lights that are red.

Weaving in and out is something
else they do check out-
For a possible DWI it can be, no doubt.

Outdated stickers is something else that
is on hand-
And everyone who should be wearing
their seat belts throughout the land.

There are those brave men of blue-
Who have their duty to wear their
seatbelts too.



Three lines of work for the attorney (2007)

1. Family law.
2. Criminal law.
3. Obesity law.
The makers of fatty food-
Is the latest subject in which to be a target of being sued.

Practice It Right-Let’s Be Polite (380)

Rules to abide-

Always true and tried.



The New That Happened To Unfold-From The Old (366)

No auto seatbelt requirement at all-

To both front and back seat, for both short and tall.



Three Typical In Politics (2015)

1. Banners.
2. Ads.
3. Favors.
Final and done-

Family duty, family relation.





Practice It Right-Let’s Be Polite (346)

To drop one’s jaw-

While driving down the road, as careless other folks break the law.



Three For A Bully (2015)

1. Mean.
2. Hateful.
3. Breaking the law?
To peg bullying as a hate crime.


Three Reasons To Drive At Least Two Car Lengths Behind Another One (2006)

1. It is the law.

2. It is safer.

3. It gives some idiot who decides that he needs to be in

your lane at the last moment, to quickly slide in.


Those who at the last second change lanes-

Can give the other drivers quite a pain!


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