Three Uses For An Umbrella (2011)

1. To keep dry.

2. To keep away the sun.

3. That 6-ton satellite.

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To fall from the sky-

Kissing the orbit goodbye.

Three Uses For An Umbrella (2011)

1. To keep dry.

2. To keep away the sun.

3. That 6-ton satellite.

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To fall from the sky-

Kissing the orbit goodbye.

It Rocks-To Head To Ballot Box (71)

To keep the pace-

Of the upcoming political race.

-2015-

 

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose [E] (What’s In A Name?)

Tom the Turkey didn’t like being called that-

He thought it was boring, he thought it was old hat.

.

Maybe he could be called John-

But that thought was suddenly gone.

.

Or he would rather be called Chris-

But he quickly crossed that off of the list.

.

Really and truly he liked the name of Matthew-

But he ended up discarding that one too.

.

As Tom the Turkey ran through names, on a long list-

He suddenly realized that there was one he had missed.

.

The name that he was born with was the one he really like best-

Yes, Tom the Turkey’s birth name had finally passed the test.

.

Tom the Turkey didn’t like being called that-

He thought it was boring, he thought it was old hat.

-2014-

 

 

 

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Three Things To Never Throw Away (2014)

1. Photos.

2. Needed receipts.

3. Stuff drawn that you think is no good.
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For years later-
You may be able to cash
in on it, and quit your job
as a waiter.

Three To Keep Over The Years (2014)

1. Pics.
2. Awards.
3. Birthday cards.
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Like no other-
Especially the ones from the favorite Grandmother.

 

Three We Keep (2014)

1. Memories.
2. Mementoes.
3. Childhood treasures.
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Then-
To present day senior citizen.

THREE NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS (2004)

1. To diet all year long.

2. To excercise all year long.

3. To not make any of the two

    resolutions up above for all year long.
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NONE TOO DEEP-
JUST TOO DARNED HARD TO KEEP!

Three Stock Holdings (2011)

1. Oil companies.
2. Farmland.
3. Pharmaceuticals.
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To invest-
And, to practice the “keep
your hands off of my
profit”, test.

Three Brand New For The Upcoming New Year (2011)

1. Hopes.

2. Dreams.

3. Calendars.
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Old ways-
To keep up with the upcoming days.