Gonna Try It-Not On A Diet (96)

One can go to great expense-

In order to purchase only the finest ingredients.

-2014-

Three To Shrink (2014)

1. Pants.

2. Body size.

3. Government.

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Intense-

At what expense?

Three Ways To Tell That You’ve Had Too Much To Drink (2007)

1. When you can’t take one more drink.

2. When you see double.

3. When you’ve ran up a bar tab that totals $100,000
at someone else’s expense.
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The president of the college was being true to her school-
Without taking heed to any particular golden rule.

Gonna Try It-Not On A Diet (96)

One can go to great expense-

In order to purchase only the finest ingredients.

-2014-

Three Things About Older Workers (2007)

 

1. They’ve been around for a while. 2. Their pay has accumulated over the years. 3. They can be replaced cheaply. ==================== Experience makes no difference- When the company is only worried about expense.

Three Places To Get A Free Lunch (2013)

1. At Grandmother’s.

2. At the best friend’s house.

3. At someone else’s expense.

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If it ain’t tied down, steal they will-

A 15-pound brisket stolen in Houston,

in full barbecue, right off the grill.

Three Uses For A Penny (2011)

1. To hold.

2. To flatten on a railroad track.

3. To add to the expense of mailing a letter.

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A penny more-

To mail a letter from the postal store.

Three Ways To Pay For A Steak Dinner (2013)

1. 11 MasterCards.

2. 34 American Express cards.

3. 20 Visa cards.

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A $22,000 bill, for lobbyists and supports,

to amass-

Treating a 15-member key legislative committee,

in the State of Texas.

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Three To Do With A Penny (2012)

1. Flatten it on a railroad track.

2. Add to your piggy bank.

3. Use it to mail that letter/bill.

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A new expense-

Postal stamps going to 46 cents.

Three To Find On The Farm (2012)

1. Crops.

2. Livestock.

3. Computers.

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Inside the fence-

To keep up with the expense.