Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times (Saturday 2/18/2017)

3 Ways To Get Away With Crime:
1. Don’t do it.
2. Smartly do it.
3. When caught plug the leaks.
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& of course, keep track-
Of media attack.

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Three Types Of Errors:
1. Not done on purpose.
2. Accidently.
3. Didn’t mean to.
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In this case cannot skirt-
The disappointment, the hurt.

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Three Done For Profit:

1. Dumping.

2. Spoiling.

3. Polluting.
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Before and after the EPA-
With no regulations in the way.

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Three Done For People’s Health:

1. No dumping.

2. No spoiling.

3. No polluting.
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So much profit and polluting
of the land before that EPA-
With only 50 years under the
collar, to continue like back
in the day.

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Three Thoughts Coming From This Coyote:
1.  It seemed like a good idea at the time.
2. My ancestors traveled through here many moons ago.
3. You think you’re surprised?
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Surely it’s time for me to get on-
To travel to another block, to cross another lawn.

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3 OK:
1. Trash streams.
2. Drilling “anywhere”.
3. Running sand tar oil
thru mid-country.
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Eventually with no EPA-
To get in the way.

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Three For No:
1. No real substance check on Scott Pruitt.
2. No patience.
3. No EPA.
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Nothing seen-
With 3000 oil and gas
e-mails unseen.

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Three Places To Get Med Info:
1. Book.
2. Online.
3. Dr. office.
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Done-
In person.

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Three Ways To Know That You Were Born Too Late:
1. Marijuana used to be sold in grocery stores.
2. Grocery stores used to give out Top Value and Green Stamps.
3. Kroger no longer gives 10% discount to senior citizens.
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No longer to find-
Beginning at age 59.

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Three Math Problems:
1. One plus one equals two.
2. Two plus two equals four.
3. Add one and take away two
equals more corporate profit.
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Regulations equaled better health-
Not focused on “only” wealth.

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times (Friday 2/17/2017)

3 Types Of Oil:

1. Motor.

2. Lamp.

3. Tar sand.

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To be readily seen-

As it takes years and years to clean.

(if ever) See Kalamazoo River

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Three About Fake News:

1. Oh.

2. What.

3. Not real.

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A sure bet-

No “real” secret.

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3 Special Interest:

1. Billionaires.

2. Millionaires.

3. Everyone else found while draining the swamp.

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Surprise-

In midst of lies.

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Three To Control:

1. Media.

2. News.

3. Intelligence.

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USA not to be akin-

To Russia’s Putin.

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Three Places For Vacation:

1. Beach.

2. Island.

3. Russia.

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Swell-

Future Trump hotel.

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3 Still Going On:

1. Sunshine.

2. Daily doings.

3. Still bragging about that election.

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Good grief-

To “move on” and turn over a new leaf.

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Three Reasons For Regulations:

1. Safety.

2. Health.

3. People in general.

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But they get in the way-

Of those who “profit” today.

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Three Odd:

1. Don’t know what day it is.

2. Don’t know what’s going on.

3. Got gun loaded.

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All same-

Fair game.

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Three That Need To Be Done:

1. To look.

2. To research.

3. To look again.

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A cinch-

Many words do not convince.

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Three Components Of Fake News:

1. Not real.

2. Lies.

3. To cover up whatever.

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To diffuse-

Lying news.

 

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times (Thursday 2/16/2017)

Three Guests Yesterday At White House:

1. Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu.

2. Trump son-in-law.

3. First Lady.

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To see-

Plenty of company.

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Three Vacation Homes:

1. Winter.

2. Summer.

3. All year round.

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Quality time to spend-

Every single weekend.

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Three Memory Sayings:

1. Can’t recall.

2. Can’t remember.

3. I Forgot To Remember To Forget.

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Number 3, Elvis song-

Let’s all sing along.

 

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3 Ways:

1. Up.

2. Higher.

3. Highest.

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Time spent-

Working out of that basement.

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Three Reasons Obamacare Not Replaced Now:

1. No ideas.

2. No thoughts.

3. No replacements.

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So clear-

Gee the naysayers have had years…..

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3 Forever:

1. Love.

2. Petrified wood.

3. Diets.

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As of late-

Which to choose

to lose weight?

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Three About That Russian Phone Call:

1. Why?

2. Why?

3. Why?

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A MUST-

To give this scenario purpose.

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Three Who Need A Security Clearance:

1. Waiters.

2. Dishwashers.

3. All guests.

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At Mar-a-Lago-

Where at anytime

classified info may

grow.

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3 Reasons To Make

Media Look Strange:

1. Because.

2. To confuse.

3. For full coverage.

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Idea planned & bought-

When & if you get caught.

 

Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times (Wednesday 2/15/2017)

Three Places To Get In Shape:

1. Spa.

2. Exercise spot.

3. Doctor’s office.

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In Canada, the one-

Where medical field

focuses on prevention.

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Three For Infrastructure:

1. Rusted pipes.

2. Rough highways.

3. Leaking dams.

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Bars none-

Get it done.

 

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Three Not To Do:

1. Don’t question me.

2. Don’t ask that.

3. Don’t disagree with me.

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To detect-

BS 100 percent.

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Three Snake Songs:
1. Tube Snake Boogie.
2. Union of the Snake.
3. Snakecharmer.
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The Snake Crawls at Night-
Not to be taken light.

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Three Reasons For Leaks:
1. Low maintenance.
2. Outdated.
3. Too many flat out lies.
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WH sowing-
New form of whistle blowing.

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Three Shoved Under The Rug:
1. Dust.
2. Dirt.
3. You know.
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To clean, to sweep-
No more secrets to keep.

 

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Three Beginnings:
1. Once upon a time.
2. Genesis.
3. That resignation.
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To view and see-
The ENTIRE story.

 

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Three Reasons To Move On:
1. You’re in hurry.
2. You’re in a rush.
3. To avoid the real issue.
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We all know-
Where we need to go.

 

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3 Transcripts:
1. High school.
2. College.
3. Russian conversation.
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No doubt-
Isn’t this what the flub
is really all about?

 

 

 

 

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose (Never Without A Doubt)

The snow came down and through the window looked so pretty-

It was as wondrous as someone could ever try to see.

.

And as the little girl pressed her nose to the window pane-

She could see the other houses down the lane.

.

The other houses had children just like her, but her time was spent-

Realizing that they were better than her and that her life was so much different.

.

She wasn’t as good as the other children, at least that is what she thought-

With no one saying otherwise, it is an idea that she had bought.

.

At an earlier time her father had left, and found him another little girl-

Leaving her behind, pretty much alone in a big wide world.

.

Her own mother didn’t like little girls, it was obviously so-

And this was the way her life began, and expanded as she began to grow.

.

She watched as others were treated special by their parents, something she

didn’t know-

In her own personal family life, she was an outcast, from the beginning

it was so.

.

No wonder the little girl was always filled with doubt-

For it was her destiny, to travel that route.

.

Eventually she had to validate her own life, for it would

never be done, by the parents who brought her into the world-

Deep inside, they no longer mattered, for she had turned into

a strong determined woman from that rejected little girl.

.

The snow came down and through the window looked so pretty-

It was as wondrous as someone could ever try to see.

-2015-

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Three by M. E./Rhymes of the Times (Tuesday 2/14/2017)

Three To Thin Out:
1. Your hair.
2. Traffic.
3. Your home.
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Gets rough-
When you have too much stuff.

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3 Last:

1. Tree on Easter Island.

2. Piece of ice in Arctic.

3. Bumblebee.

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When 1st one was done-

End of ‘that’ civilization

 

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Three Metallica:
1. Until It Sleeps.
2. The Memory Remains.
3. Turn the Page.
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Hero of the Day-
With a scheduled Houston concert
in July date, on the way.

 

 

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Three Ways To Pass A Test:
1. Study.
2. Cram.
3. Take a no-fail test.
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For sure a real academic stir-
To make-up your own
unresearched answer.

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Three Ways To Catch Up On Inspections:

1. Hire more help.

2. Work harder.

3. Kill those regulations.

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Then no hurry-

As in past, no worry.

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Three For Sure:

1. Absolute power.

2. 100 % correct.

3. Never wrong.

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Time spent-

Listening to folks

defend the USA

president.

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Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times (MONDAY 2/13/2017)

3 Responsibilities:
1. Spay.
2. Neuter.
3. Microchip.
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All set-
For every pet.

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Three That Continue On:

1. Sunshine.

2. Cloudiness.

3. Voting fraud.
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A day not gone by-
Without having to repeat
the same VOTER FRAUD overbeaten lie.
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Three For ZZ Top:
1. Cheap Sunglasses.
2. Tube Snake Boogie.
3. Legs.
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Got Me Under Pressure, to go-
To join everyone at the Houston
Rodeo.

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Three Sensational:
1. Sunshine.
2. Cheese.
3. That Houston mac and cheese festival.
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Oodles and oodles-
A variety of enhanced noodles.

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Three Funny Regarding SNL:

1. This week.

2. Last week.

3. Next week.
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In this case, a forever-
LMAO endeavor.

-2017-

 

 

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