Three To Do While Flying (2012)

1. Look out the window.

2. Read a magazine.

3. Any strange thoughts, that

you may have you should

keep to yourself.

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For any random thoughts, that you

might spit out and say-

Is gonna divert the plane, and put

my plans in delay.

Three Places Not To Chew Gum (2012)

1. At a funeral.

2. During church.

3. At school.

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Especially, at a Chicago charter school-

With a $5 fine, for breaking the rule.