Three Excuses For Wearing A Watch (2006)

1. For decoration.

2. To tell the time.

3. To see who is calling you on your cell phone.

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One can look to see who is calling first-

Before they dig through that much filled purse.

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A Moment Not To Miss-At The All Night Answering Service (2)

CALLER: I can’t sleep, can you get the doctor for me?
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OPERATOR:   WHY? SO THAT WE CAN HAVE TWO AWAKE?
AS A MATTER OF FACT SINCE YOU WOKE ME
UP IT WOULD BE THREE.

 

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