The New That Happened To Unfold-From The Old (444)

Newspapers in only black and white-

Highlighted with colors, bland and bright.

-2016-

 

THREE REASONS THE FOOD FOR MARTHA STEWART AS OF LATE DOESN’T TASTE VERY GOOD (2004)

 

1. It is too bland.
2. Martha doesn’t get to prepare it.
3. It is PRISON food.
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NO WINE AND CHEESE-
FOR A PRISONER PLEASE!

Three Things About Being Talent Deprived (2010)

1. You have no talent.

2. You are bland in that department.

3. You insist on being a star.
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Except in that one case-
Up in your face.

Three Things About Those Hotel Room Views (2011)

1. They can be beautiful.

2. They can be breathtaking.

3. Some can be quite expensive.
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True and tried-
One can see all,
once they step
outside.

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 1006 (Not The Bieber-The Beaver)

He was plain, he was bland-

But, obviously, he is known,

throughout the land.

.

We watched each week, and

still do in re-run-

Watching Leave it to Beaver,

was a lot of fun.

.

Just as corny and simple, as it could be-

As we watched the espisodes, with The

Beaver, and his family.

..

A little boy, along with his brother, Wally,

and the school friends, of course-

Watched every episode, without any remorse.

.

A show that seems to have been around for eternity-

A scary thought, Jerry Mathers, is turning 65, and

now it is time for Social Security.

.

Time does fly, and although the show has gotten old-

I still tune in, to watch again, the events that will unfold.

.

He was plain, he was bland-

But, obviously, he is known,

throughout the land.

-2013-

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Three Reasons People Need People (2012)

1. For companionship.

2. For friendship.

3. For a different viewpoint.

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As it were-

Life would be bland, without much

laughter.