Three Ways To Fit Into Grandmother’s Wedding Dress (2012)

1. Take prescription diet pills.

2. Have a feeding tube up your nose for 8 days.

3. Simply crash diet.

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Or be lucky enough-

That Grandmother was big, round, and rough.

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 639 (Fires Out of Control)

They had to start all over again-

Thanks to the big fire and wind.

.

It started in the forest and then it spread-

No one could have know what was up ahead.

.

The brave firefighters and the volunteers worked

so hard-

Trying to put out that fire, trying to stay on guard.

.

For weeks the fire raged, and did not stall-

Taking down complete homes and the trees

that were so tall.

.

Mother Nature had dealt a bad hand-

Striking much and many all throughout

the land.

.

And, then came the day when it was finally

put out-

With tired working souls, and many homeless

without a doubt.

.

They had to start all over again-

Thanks to the big fire and wind.

-2011-

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 639 (Fires Out of Control)

They had to start all over again-

Thanks to the big fire and wind.

.

It started in the forest and then it spread-

No one could have know what was up ahead.

.

The brave firefighters and the volunteers worked

so hard-

Trying to put out that fire, trying to stay on guard.

.

For weeks the fire raged, and did not stall-

Taking down complete homes and the trees

that were so tall.

.

Mother Nature had dealt a bad hand-

Striking much and many all throughout

the land.

.

And, then came the day when it was finally

put out-

With tired working souls, and many homeless

without a doubt.

.

They had to start all over again-

Thanks to the big fire and wind.

-2011-

Three To Travel (2011)

1. A tourist.

2. A disease.

3. Swampy.

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From mobile game to

the big screen-

You know the one, the

alligator, that is green.

Three Scaries (2011)

1. Monster.

2. Big rodent.

3. Teen posing as a doctor’s assistant.

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In Florida, the one not to miss-

An unqualified teen doing exams in the doctor’s office.

Three Things About Texans (2008)

1. They think big.

2. They are proud.

3. They have voted for their new license plate.
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Featuring rolling hills and open skies-
Also including the phrase, The Lone Star State,
coming as no surprise.

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 639 (Fires Out of Control)

They had to start all over again-

Thanks to the big fire and wind.

.

It started in the forest and then it spread-

No one could have know what was up ahead.

.

The brave firefighters and the volunteers worked

so hard-

Trying to put out that fire, trying to stay on guard.

.

For weeks the fire raged, and did not stall-

Taking down complete homes and the trees

that were so tall.

.

Mother Nature had dealt a bad hand-

Striking much and many all throughout

the land.

.

And, then came the day when it was finally

put out-

With tired working souls, and many homeless

without a doubt.

.

They had to start all over again-

Thanks to the big fire and wind.

-2011-

Three Ways To Fit Into Grandmother’s Wedding Dress (2012)

1. Take prescription diet pills.

2. Have a feeding tube up your nose for 8 days.

3. Simply crash diet.

=========================================

Or be lucky enough-

That Grandmother was big, round, and rough.

Three fun gifts (2010)

1. Something big.

2. Something little.

3. Fudge.
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Nice, delicious, and brown-
A treat, for everyone around.

Three Ways To Fit Into Grandmother’s Wedding Dress (2012)

1. Take prescription diet pills.

2. Have a feeding tube up your nose for 8 days.

3. Simply crash diet.

=========================================

Or be lucky enough-

That Grandmother was big, round, and rough.