A Child’s Time-In Simple Rhyme (127)

Is there enough room?

For all of my Mardi Gras beads, in this costume?

-2014-

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 898 (The Unexpected Mardi Gras Bead)

I saw Granny standing on the side, of the road-

She was at the Mardi Gras parade, and looking to get her a load.

.

The beads were so beautiful, and she did give her best try-

But, for some reason or another, she didn’t get any beads yet,

and didn’t know why.

.

She hollered ‘throw me somethin’ mister’, and that did no good-

She put up her hands, as everyone, at the parade should.

.

She finally gave up and figured that in regards, to any beads,

she would get none-

For she hadn’t acquired one yet, and the parade was about done.

.

She raised her hand up to scratch her head, and out of nowhere-

A gorgeous gold, purple, and green bead wrapped around her pinkie,

right in the midst, of her hair.

.

Granny had finally gotten what she had came for, and she was

so proud-

As she wore her bead, in the midst, of the Mardi Gras crowd.

.

I saw Granny standing on the side, of the road-

She was at the Mardi Gras parade, and looking to get her a load.

-2013-

THREE WAYS TO PREPARE FOR MARDI GRAS 2006 IN NEW ORLEANS (2006)

1. Build floats.

2. Purchase throws.

3. Remove the debris and sweep both the streets and the sidewalks.

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THROW ME SOMETHING MISTER FROM FEBRUARY 17TH TO FAT TUESDAY-

AND WITH A BAGFUL OF BEADS, DOUBLOONS, AND CUPS, I’LL HAPPILY WALK AWAY!

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 898 (The Unexpected Mardi Gras Bead)

I saw Granny standing on the side, of the road-

She was at the Mardi Gras parade, and looking to get her a load.

.

The beads were so beautiful, and she did give her best try-

But, for some reason or another, she didn’t get any beads yet,

and didn’t know why.

.

She hollered ‘throw me somethin’ mister’, and that did no good-

She put up her hands, as everyone, at the parade should.

.

She finally gave up and figured that in regards, to any beads,

she would get none-

For she hadn’t acquired one yet, and the parade was about done.

.

She raised her hand up to scratch her head, and out of nowhere-

A gorgeous gold, purple, and green bead wrapped around her pinkie,

right in the midst, of her hair.

.

Granny had finally gotten what she had came for, and she was

so proud-

As she wore her bead, in the midst, of the Mardi Gras crowd.

.

I saw Granny standing on the side, of the road-

She was at the Mardi Gras parade, and looking to get her a load.

-2013-

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 898 (The Unexpected Mardi Gras Bead)

I saw Granny standing on the side, of the road-

She was at the Mardi Gras parade, and looking to get her a load.

.

The beads were so beautiful, and she did give her best try-

But, for some reason or another, she didn’t get any beads yet,

and didn’t know why.

.

She hollered ‘throw me somethin’ mister’, and that did no good-

She put up her hands, as everyone, at the parade should.

.

She finally gave up and figured that in regards, to any beads,

she would get none-

For she hadn’t acquired one yet, and the parade was about done.

.

She raised her hand up to scratch her head, and out of nowhere-

A gorgeous gold, purple, and green bead wrapped around her pinkie,

right in the midst, of her hair.

.

Granny had finally gotten what she had came for, and she was

so proud-

As she wore her bead, in the midst, of the Mardi Gras crowd.

.

I saw Granny standing on the side, of the road-

She was at the Mardi Gras parade, and looking to get her a load.

-2013-

Modern Mother Goose-On The Loose # 898 (The Unexpected Mardi Gras Bead)

I saw Granny standing on the side, of the road-

She was at the Mardi Gras parade, and looking to get her a load.

.

The beads were so beautiful, and she did give her best try-

But, for some reason or another, she didn’t get any beads yet,

and didn’t know why.

.

She hollered ‘throw me somethin’ mister’, and that did no good-

She put up her hands, as everyone, at the parade should.

.

She finally gave up and figured that in regards, to any beads,

she would get none-

For she hadn’t acquired one yet, and the parade was about done.

.

She raised her hand up to scratch her head, and out of nowhere-

A gorgeous gold, purple, and green bead wrapped around her pinkie,

right in the midst, of her hair.

.

Granny had finally gotten what she had came for, and she was

so proud-

As she wore her bead, in the midst, of the Mardi Gras crowd.

.

I saw Granny standing on the side, of the road-

She was at the Mardi Gras parade, and looking to get her a load.

-2013-

THREE WAYS TO PREPARE FOR MARDI GRAS 2006 IN NEW ORLEANS (2006)

1. Build floats.

2. Purchase throws.

3. Remove the debris and sweep both the streets and the sidewalks.

===========================

THROW ME SOMETHING MISTER FROM FEBRUARY 17TH TO FAT TUESDAY-

AND WITH A BAGFUL OF BEADS, DOUBLOONS, AND CUPS, I’LL HAPPILY WALK AWAY!

Practice It Right-Let’s Be Polite (57)

Best to keep your hands away is the best thing to do-

Cause you know that I’m gonna claim that Mardi Gras bead, on the ground, with my shoe.

Three Reasons For Your Neck To Hurt (2016)

1. Slept wrong way.
2. Stress.
3. Too many Mardi beads worn.
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Your neck wasn’t made-
To wear THAT many beads
caught at the parade.

 

Three Reasons To Raise Your Hands (2016)

1. Team root.
2. Question?
3. To catch a throw.
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Position made-
For Mardi Gras parade.