Three Things Not To Do While Texting (2011)

1. Drive.

2. Bathe.

3. Walk.
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Especially when-
You end up like that woman, who
ended up in the fountain.

Three Done Regular (2016)

1. Shower.
2. Brush teeth.
3. Check that car.
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As one should-
Under the hood.

Three Things Not To Do While Texting (2011)

1. Drive.

2. Bathe.

3. Walk.
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Especially when-
You end up like that woman, who
ended up in the fountain.

Three Things That All Of My Grandmothers Did With Soap (2009)

1. Bathed.

2. Washed clothes.

3. Watched.
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After 76 years, next September-
“As the World Turns”, will become an entity, that
we can no longer watch, just remember.

Three Things That We Have To Do (2012)

1. Bathe.

2. Drink water.

3. Grocery shop.

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We all spend a while-

Searching up and down, the

grocery aisle.