Three Ways To Fit Into Grandmother’s Wedding Dress (2012)


1. Take prescription diet pills.

2. Have a feeding tube up your nose for 8 days.

3. Simply crash diet.

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Or be lucky enough-

That Grandmother was big, round, and rough.

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