Three Steps To Taking A Shower (2014)

1. Water on.
2. Lather up.
3. Listen to phone ring.
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Behind shower door-
Call you waited all day for.

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Three Stay Out Of The Space Examples (2006)

1. Wet paint.

2. Keep off of the grass.

3. Reserved.

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A judge in New Port Richey, Florida, gave one lady a curve-

When kept her stranded all day, after he parked behind her,

since she had parked in spot, titled reserved!

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Three Ways To Get Fired (2006)

 

1. Verbally.

2. By pink slip.

3. Electronically.

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Manners appear to lack-

Regarding Radio Shack!

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Three That We Cannot Do Without (2014)

1. Money.
2. Air.
3. Coffee.
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To ring-
In every morning.

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The Short-To Sport (100)

It is always a pleasure to view and see-

An old Bette Davis movie.

-2014-

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The Need-To Read (267)

Some stories were written long ago-

Re-introduced to a new audience,

with more fans to grow.

-2014-

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Gonna Try It-Not On A Diet (300)

As it were-

There are times when we don’t give ourselves a chance to experience hunger.

-2014-

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