THREE PLACES TO CHECK YOUR WEIGHT (2003)

1. At the doctors office for the file
and to determine prescription doses.

2. On your personal weight scale at home
in the bathroom just for you and you
alone.

3. Before boarding a small airplane in order
to determine if the plane will or will not
safely stay in the air.
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WHERE YOU SIT-
MAY BE PRE-DETERMINED BY THE WEIGHT LIMIT!

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Three In The Clouds (2014)

1. Angels.
2. Dampness.
3. More than you’d want to see.
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Obviously too easy to get-
Should have stayed private.

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Three That You Cannot Ignore (2014)

1. Crying baby.
2. Nose bleed.
3. 90-year old broken water main.
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20 million gallon nightmare-
Prior to repair.

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THREE THINGS THAT ARE BLACK AND WHITE AND READ ALL OVER (2003)

1. A newspaper.

2. A great novel.

3. The news about the brand new 19
hatchlings of newborn penguins
at sea world in San Antonio.
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A WHOLE NEW BATCH-
ACQUIRED AFTER THE HATCH!

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Three To Count (2014)

1. Blocks.
2. Leaves.
3. Days until Sesame
Street debuts new season.
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45th one-
It will be so much fun.

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THREE PLACES TO FIND TOOLS (2003)

1. At the hardware store.

2. In the tool box at home.

3. Inside of surgical patients
that were accidently left
by the operating doctor.
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A SPONGE OR STAPLE IS FINE-
BUT CAN LEAVE A PATIENT IN A
SERIOUS BIND!

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Three To Weed Through (2014)

1. Data.
2. Information.
3. Seaweed.
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On the beach, as it goes-
Funny feeling between the toes.

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