Three To Find Under The Christmas Tree (2012)

Originally posted on Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times:

1. A large wrapped present.

2. A beautiful homemade gift.

3. A job for the New Year.

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Finally found-

As unemployment goes down.

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THREE WAYS TO WRAP A PRESENT (2005)

Originally posted on Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times:

1. With paper.

2. With bows.

3. Not at all.

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MODERN DAY GIFT CARDS SO MUCH SHINE-

THAT WITH NO WRAP, NO ONE PAYS ANY MIND!

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Three Places To Wrap Your Holiday Gifts (2010)

Originally posted on Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times:

1. At home.

2. At the store by an employee.

3. After you exit the plane.
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If you do a prewrap-
An unwrap, before boarding,
will be on tap.

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Three Ways To Describe A Modern Day Corporate Santa Claus (2009)

Originally posted on Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times:

1. Shaved.

2. Thinner.

3. Fresh out of presents.

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Only for those at the very top-

Will there be a multi-million dollar chimney drop.

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Three That Santa Carries (2013)

Originally posted on Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times:

1. Presents.
2. Gifts.
3. A huge belly.
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Always been that way-
We expect it, even in this
modern day.

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Three That Santa Expects On Christmas Eve (2014)

Originally posted on Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times:

1. Clear chimney.
2. Cookie.
3. Community Coffee.
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To stir-
Amid great flavor.

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Three Christmas Decorations (2013)

Originally posted on Three by M.E./Rhymes of the Times:

1. Store bought.

2. Handed down.

3. Made by you.

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Handmade-

Top grade.

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