Three Things That Might Cultivate A Friendship (2010)

1. Talks.

2. Greeting cards,

3. Tamiflu.
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South Korea sending 10,000 doses up to the
North-
Perhaps with the idea of a new friendship coming
forth.

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Three Things Needed For A White House Christmas (2010)

1. 50,000 guests.

2. 28 parties.

3. 200,000 Christmas cards.
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And of course, plenty of sweets to eat-
Holidays at the White House are a treat.

 

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Three Numbers Signifying The Number Of Christmas Trees In The White House At One Time (2010)

1. 1-Teddy Roosevelt.

2. 14-Jackie Kennedy.

3. 26-Mamie Eisenhower.
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For Mamie there even had to be-
One in the room that handled the laundry.

 

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Three Things To Sue Over (2010)

1. Bad meds.

2. A slip here or there.

3. The non protection of the Sage Grouse.
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There seems to lack-
Much movement under the
Endangered Species Act.

 

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Three Things That Men Do Not Fear (2010)

1. Spiders.

2. Mice.

3. Face and body creams.
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For in the end-
We all like to take care of our
skin, over and over again.

 

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Three Ways To Save On Ink For Your Printer (2010)

1. Print less.

2. Buy a non brand ink.

3. Change your font.
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To use 30 percent less, the trick-
Is to change from Ariel to Century Gothic.

 

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Three Uses For Canola Oil Over Time (2010)

1. To keep lamps burning.
2. To add to food.
3. To clean oil covered birds.

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First a canola oil rinse-

The lighter oil breaking up the crude blackening,

that can be quite immense.

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The Need-To Read # 87

Choosing to read about Helen Keller is a wise choice-

For although both blind and deaf, for many, she left an encouraging voice.

-2010-

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Three Ways To Clean Your Child’s Room (2010)

1. Wish it clean.

2. You clean it.

3. Invite your child’s favorite company over for  the weekend.

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Their room will shine-

With the help of psychology on the child’s mind.

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Three That Spring Back (2010)

1. Slinky toys.

2. A flattened plant.

3. A sick child.

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High fever and sick one day-

Suddenly well, fit, the next day and okay.

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