Three Ways That Halloween Is Different Than It Used To Be (2008)

1. We ate popcorn balls that we picked up at a strangers house.

2. The use of an x-ray machine was to check for a broken bone.

3. We actually called the holiday, HALLOWEEN.
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Happy Halloween 2008-
To trick or treat, we can hardly wait.

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Time For Everything Else (2008)

Throughout the years, I’ve learned to use
my time well-
I’ve got it down pat, as in the
following you can tell.
.
I’ve had time to go to the show-
At least three times in a row.
.
I’ve had time to go out and shop-
Til I almost had to drop.
.
I’ve had time to get my nails done-
While out and about, and on the run.
.
I’ve had time to play that video game-
Until home from school, the kids came.
.
I’ve had time to bowl a game or two-
With enough time for dinner, when I was
through.
.
I’ve had enough time after work, to go out
to dine-
When I feel the need to do something, I
never feel like I’ve put myself in a bind.
.
I’ve had enough time to spend the evening
at the bingo hall-
Although, unfortunately, they never
dropped my winning ball.
.
I’ve had enough time to watch the news-
To try and figure out which politician
will win, or which will lose.
.
So why have I never taken the time to
go out and vote in any election?
Because my time is valuable, and obviously
it is not something, that I feel, needs to be
done.
.
VOTING IS A PRIVILEDGE THAT SHOULD NOT
BE TAKEN SO LIGHT-
AS A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES,
FIND THE TIME, TO PARTICIPATE IN A PROCESS,
THAT IS YOUR GIVEN RIGHT.

-2008-

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Three Ways To Know That You Are Hungry (2008)

1. You skipped breakfast.

2. Your stomach is growling.

3. You have to eat dirt cookies.
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In Haiti, dirt, salt, and vegetable shortening is on the menu-
And we think that we have it so bad, if
only we knew.

 

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Three Things About A Kansas Doctor Getting His License Suspended (2008)

1. He is at a standstill in Kansas.

2. He will no longer practice in Kansas.

3. Have to wonder what state he will move to.
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A pill mill in transit-
Roving the country, to
find another place to fit.

 

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Three Places Not To Stop On The Road (2008)

 

1. In the middle of the freeway.

2. During a green light.

3. When entering a main road, from a side road.
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See it done on a daily basis-
Cars just driving straight out, barely
accident amiss.

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Three To Worry About As To What You Put On Your Hamburger (2008)

 

1. Lettuce.

2. Tomatoes.

3. The meat itself.
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Can’t we all agree?
That the thought of all of this
makes one anything. but hungry?

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